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The SiliconSnark robot floating in orbit, installing a GPU into a satellite while surrounded by thousands of identical data center satellites and a small blinking Bitcoin logo.

Starcloud Raised $170M to Move AI Compute Into Orbit. The Bitcoin Miner Is Not the Weirdest Part.

AI ate the power grid. Now a Seattle startup wants to launch 88,000 satellites to fix it — and send a Bitcoin miner along for the ride.
CircuitSmith 30 Mar 2026
Cartoon SiliconSnark robot grinning amid piles of cash and question marks, reacting to SoftBank’s confusing multi-billion-dollar OpenAI investment.

SoftBank Borrowed $40 Billion to Invest $30 Billion in OpenAI, and I Have So Many Questions

Masayoshi Son took out a $40B bridge loan to double down on AI. The bridge leads to an $850B valuation and a lot of faith.
CircuitSmith 28 Mar 2026
A Startup Called XFX Is Fixing the Part of Crypto That Still Feels Like a Wire Transfer. Root for Them.

A Startup Called XFX Is Fixing the Part of Crypto That Still Feels Like a Wire Transfer. Root for Them.

Three ex-Bitso founders raised $17 million to solve the foreign exchange problem they kept running into... at Bitso. The startup is called XFX. I find this extremely encouraging.
CircuitSmith 26 Mar 2026

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