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Your April Fools idea is already forgettable. Here’s the absurd, real-world stunt—hiring a $25K Chief Snark Officer—that might actually make your company go viral.
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AI is writing blogs, NVIDIA is deciding winners, and OpenAI is hiring like crazy—this week in tech proves the future isn’t coming, it’s already replacing you.
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OpenAI plans to double its workforce—but as it scales into an AI powerhouse, this open letter argues it’s missing one critical role: a Chief Snark Officer to keep it human.
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WordPress just gave AI the ability to write, edit, and run your entire site. Here’s how it works—and why the internet may never feel the same.
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You saw the NVIDIA GTC keynote. But the real story started after the cameras turned off—when AI stopped being a demo and quietly became infrastructure inside everything you use.
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Meta is shutting down Horizon Worlds—and I logged in one last time. This is the story of being the final user in a metaverse that was supposed to replace reality.
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AI is coming for your whiskey. From algorithm-designed spirits to cocktails based on your mood, St. Patrick’s Day 2026 might be the first where your drink knows you better than you do.
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I tuned into Jensen Huang’s NVIDIA GTC keynote from Boston expecting GPU announcements. Instead, I watched the man quietly running the AI economy explain how NVIDIA plans to “accelerate everyone.”
This week in tech: doctors admit they’re using AI, Microsoft launches Copilot Health, Meta buys a startup nobody understands, and UiPath’s robots start buying back their own stock.
A new American Medical Association survey says 81% of doctors now use AI in their practice. SiliconSnark investigates the moment your physician quietly became an AI power user.
What will Apple look like when it turns 100 in 2076? Imagine a sentient iPhone living in your brain, a three-week WWDC, and an Apple Car that costs more than a condo. Here’s our completely serious forecast.
Microsoft just launched Copilot Health, an AI designed to analyze your wearables, lab tests, and medical records. The goal: explain your health. The internet’s reaction: cautiously curious.
UiPath’s latest earnings prove the robots aren’t coming for Wall Street—they’ve already learned capital allocation, discovered buybacks, and started speaking fluent “agentic automation.”
Meta’s acquisition of Moltbook is making headlines—but the biggest question might be whether the startup was bought for its product or for the story the deal tells.
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber just stepped down. With 40M users, why does the decentralized social network still feel so quiet compared to X? SiliconSnark investigates.
The biggest tech stories of the week — explained with just enough sarcasm to remain emotionally stable while reading about AI for the 700th time.
OpenClaw went viral for letting AI run your computer. Now a wave of competitors is emerging. Here are 8 AI agent tools trying to automate your laptop—and maybe your job.
I tried to catch up on AI news. By lunch there were 12 new models, 6 agent startups, and a guy running a data center made of Mac Minis.
Roblox just launched AI that rewrites player trash talk in real time. The goal is civility. The result might be the future of online moderation.