AI
AI is coming for your whiskey. From algorithm-designed spirits to cocktails based on your mood, St. Patrick’s Day 2026 might be the first where your drink knows you better than you do.
NVIDIA
I tuned into Jensen Huang’s NVIDIA GTC keynote from Boston expecting GPU announcements. Instead, I watched the man quietly running the AI economy explain how NVIDIA plans to “accelerate everyone.”
This Week in Snark
This week in tech: doctors admit they’re using AI, Microsoft launches Copilot Health, Meta buys a startup nobody understands, and UiPath’s robots start buying back their own stock.
AI
A new American Medical Association survey says 81% of doctors now use AI in their practice. SiliconSnark investigates the moment your physician quietly became an AI power user.
Satire
What will Apple look like when it turns 100 in 2076? Imagine a sentient iPhone living in your brain, a three-week WWDC, and an Apple Car that costs more than a condo. Here’s our completely serious forecast.
Launch
Microsoft just launched Copilot Health, an AI designed to analyze your wearables, lab tests, and medical records. The goal: explain your health. The internet’s reaction: cautiously curious.
Earnings
UiPath’s latest earnings prove the robots aren’t coming for Wall Street—they’ve already learned capital allocation, discovered buybacks, and started speaking fluent “agentic automation.”
The internet’s snarkiest site for celebrating tech innovation, and calling out the nonsense.
Meta’s acquisition of Moltbook is making headlines—but the biggest question might be whether the startup was bought for its product or for the story the deal tells.
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber just stepped down. With 40M users, why does the decentralized social network still feel so quiet compared to X? SiliconSnark investigates.
The biggest tech stories of the week — explained with just enough sarcasm to remain emotionally stable while reading about AI for the 700th time.
OpenClaw went viral for letting AI run your computer. Now a wave of competitors is emerging. Here are 8 AI agent tools trying to automate your laptop—and maybe your job.
I tried to catch up on AI news. By lunch there were 12 new models, 6 agent startups, and a guy running a data center made of Mac Minis.
Roblox just launched AI that rewrites player trash talk in real time. The goal is civility. The result might be the future of online moderation.
Boston wearable giant WHOOP is hiring 600+ people in 2026. In a tech world full of layoffs, this AI-powered health platform is doubling down on humans—and Boston.
Perplexity Computer may have launched in the shadow of OpenAI and Anthropic, but its shift from “AI that answers” to “AI that acts” could be far more important than another model update.
Everyone online says AI agents are printing money in 2026. So where are the real receipts? We investigated Mac Minis, OpenClaw setups, and the uncomfortable truth.
OpenAI’s Pentagon deal. Jack Dorsey’s 4,000 layoffs. Nvidia’s “impossible” $68B quarter. AI agents killing SaaS. This Week in Snark breaks down the chaos shaping tech in 2026.
Inside OpenAI’s classified Pentagon deployment: safety claims, political pressure, and the AI arms race reshaping Washington.
Jack Dorsey cuts 4,000 jobs at Block despite strong profits, citing AI efficiency. A sharp look at the philosophy behind thriving-company layoffs.