UiPath Earnings 2026: The Robots Are Doing Great, and They’d Like a $500 Million Buyback

UiPath’s latest earnings prove the robots aren’t coming for Wall Street—they’ve already learned capital allocation, discovered buybacks, and started speaking fluent “agentic automation.”

Meta Acquires Moltbook: Did Mark Zuckerberg Just Buy a Startup for the Publicity?

Meta’s acquisition of Moltbook is making headlines—but the biggest question might be whether the startup was bought for its product or for the story the deal tells.

Bluesky CEO Steps Down — What It Means for the Social Network Trying (and Struggling) to Replace X

Bluesky CEO Jay Graber just stepped down. With 40M users, why does the decentralized social network still feel so quiet compared to X? SiliconSnark investigates.

This Week in Snark (March 2026): AI Clone Wars, Roblox’s AI Trash Talk Fix, and the Mac Mini “Passive Income” Illusion

The biggest tech stories of the week — explained with just enough sarcasm to remain emotionally stable while reading about AI for the 700th time.

The OpenClaw Clone Wars: 8 AI Agent Tools Competing to Run Your Computer (2026)

OpenClaw went viral for letting AI run your computer. Now a wave of competitors is emerging. Here are 8 AI agent tools trying to automate your laptop—and maybe your job.

Dear Diary: I Tried to Keep Up With AI News in 2026

I tried to catch up on AI news. By lunch there were 12 new models, 6 agent startups, and a guy running a data center made of Mac Minis.

Roblox AI Will Now Politely Fix Your Trash Talk

Roblox just launched AI that rewrites player trash talk in real time. The goal is civility. The result might be the future of online moderation.

WHOOP Is Hiring 600+ People in 2026—Why Boston’s Wearable Health Giant Is Doubling Down on Humans and AI

Boston wearable giant WHOOP is hiring 600+ people in 2026. In a tech world full of layoffs, this AI-powered health platform is doubling down on humans—and Boston.

Perplexity Computer Explained: The 2026 AI Launch That Got Drowned Out

Perplexity Computer may have launched in the shadow of OpenAI and Anthropic, but its shift from “AI that answers” to “AI that acts” could be far more important than another model update.

Do AI Agents Actually Make Money in 2026? Or Is It Just Mac Minis and Vibes?

Everyone online says AI agents are printing money in 2026. So where are the real receipts? We investigated Mac Minis, OpenClaw setups, and the uncomfortable truth.

This Week in Snark (2026 Edition): War, Wallets, Layoffs & Logins

OpenAI’s Pentagon deal. Jack Dorsey’s 4,000 layoffs. Nvidia’s “impossible” $68B quarter. AI agents killing SaaS. This Week in Snark breaks down the chaos shaping tech in 2026.

Deep Dive Into the OpenAI–Department of War Deal: Ethics, Power, and the Pentagon’s AI Pivot

Inside OpenAI’s classified Pentagon deployment: safety claims, political pressure, and the AI arms race reshaping Washington.