SiliconSnark AI Manifesto: Superintelligence for Everyone, Because Regular Intelligence Clearly Isn’t Working

The SiliconSnark AI Manifesto answers Zuckerberg with universal superintelligence, printer tribunals, safety geese, and several necessary lasers.

Firmus Raised $2 Billion to Build AI Factories. The Grid Was Not Consulted.

Firmus raised $2 billion to build NVIDIA-backed AI factories across Australia and Asia-Pacific. The strategy is serious. The power bill is enormous.

Bloxley Turns Cross-Border Money Into One App and Several Compliance Footnotes

Bloxley’s EU launch bundles multi-currency accounts, AI finance, payment handles, and virtual cards while outsourcing the regulated plumbing.

SwitchBot Turns Your Smart Home Into a Very Polite Call Center

SwitchBot launched kata, an AI assistant for smart-home control and troubleshooting. It is useful, narrow, and one firmware update from becoming your landlord.

This Week in Snark: $2 Billion Power Bills, Banks Built for Robots, and AI Hackers With a Procurement Department

This week the AI industry stopped pretending it was a software business. Now it's a utility, a bank, and a very expensive plumbing project.

Deep Dive: Satellite Phones Are Disappearing Into Your Regular Phone

How direct-to-device satellite service connects ordinary phones, why carriers want it, and what physics, spectrum, cost, and hype still limit.

JSAUX Launched Voidjoy to Make Controllers for Every Possible Hand

JSAUX launched Voidjoy, a controller brand for portable and PC gaming. The idea is smart; the reveal is mostly a logo in a trench coat.

Xiaomi Turned Air Care Into a Two-Shift Job With the Mijia Purifier Pro

Xiaomi’s Mijia Smart Air Purifier with Humidification Pro combines clean air, humidity control, UV sterilization, and one very ambitious water tank.

Suno Gives Responsible AI Music a Watermark, a Bouncer, and a Download Limit

Suno’s responsible AI music plan adds watermarking, fingerprinting, download controls, and clearer rules while keeping human creativity in charge.

Firmus Raised $2 Billion to Turn Australia Into an AI Factory With a Power Bill

Firmus raised $2 billion to build NVIDIA-backed AI factories across Australia and Asia-Pacific. The strategy is serious. The power bill is enormous.

Airbnb Turns AI Into a Faster Product Team. Guests Get the Toggle.

Airbnb says AI is cutting product cycles and support costs while it cautiously tests AI search. The revolution arrives with an opt-out toggle.

Velora Turns Your Dinner Into an AI Coach, Then Encrypts the Guilt

Velora launches with AI meal scans, adaptive coaching, and end-to-end encryption. It is a surprisingly sane health app with one tiny problem: your body is still involved.