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Anthropic Launched Claude Fable 5.1. GPT-6 Astra Sank the Launch Party.
Claude Fable 5.1 meets GPT-6 Astra in an awkward launch-week showdown. Anthropic has real improvements, but its victory lap needs a search-and-rescue team.
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How Matter, Thread, and smart-home platforms work, what interoperability fixes, and why your connected devices still need apps, updates, and an exit plan.
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OpenAI declared the AGI era, then asked it not to touch anything. Meanwhile, your start-sit question drank half an Olympic pool. A week of hands, invoices, and improvising buttons.
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GPT-6 Astra beats GPT-5.6 Sol on demanding work, with big benchmark gains and a bigger token bill. Yesterday’s genius has requested a private meeting with HR.
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The internet’s snarkiest site for celebrating tech innovation, and calling out the nonsense.
Kevin Roose’s attack on Ed Zitron points to real missed predictions—and shows why AI needs tougher interviews, not fewer skeptical voices in public.
A September 2026 field guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, Kimi, Qwen, Meta AI, Mistral, open weights, coding agents, and AI companions.
How much energy and water will AI fantasy football advice use in two weeks? A transparent estimate of prompts, power, carbon and tree equivalents.
OpenAI’s GPT-6 Astra brings stronger computer use, coding, and critical cyber skills to an AGI launch with one hand hovering over the stop button.
SoFi and Payward linked Kraken liquidity, 24/7 bank settlement, and SoFiUSD, showing how crypto and regulated finance are merging underneath.
Boston biotech Superluminal Medicines raised $60 million to take an AI-designed oral drug for rare genetic obesity into its first human trial.
A brutally complete guide to personal AI assistants: Instinct’s $2.5B frenzy, Circleback’s free tier, the giants, startups, benefits, and risks.
Razer’s $99.99 Prio folds to credit-card size, skips Bluetooth, and makes mobile gaming look suspiciously prepared.
Cambridge startup Physical Superintelligence raised $58 million to build AI virtual physicists, starting with data-center power and cooling.
TabaPay raised $155 million and plans to buy Transact Bank, bringing payment rails and a national bank charter under one increasingly regulated roof.
Sonos Ace Ultra adds direct speaker handoffs, stronger ANC, and 35-hour battery life for $449. The obvious upgrade is also the right one.
Cambridge startup Transfyr raised $25 million to turn lab work into machine-readable data for reproducibility, training, and scientific automation.