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OpenAI Calls Data Centers “Compute Campuses.” We Have Five Worse Ideas.
OpenAI wants data centers called compute campuses. After the election backlash, SiliconSnark offers five worse names, starting with compute salons.
Boston Tech
KNAPP announces a Somerville robotics and AI lab, targeting 30–35 staff by early 2027 to turn warehouse research into reliable industrial products.
AI
Tencent launches Hy4 with visual reasoning and a cautious safety pitch. Useful progress, but the open weights and proof still have deliveries to make.
Review
Peak Design’s new chargers fold, stand, and promise to outlive your cable drawer. The design is excellent; the $100 battery asks for devotion.
A November 2026 guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, open models, API prices, coding agents, privacy, and choosing AI that actually finishes the job.
SiliconSnark announces its third album, News from the Machine, Vol. 1: 11 songs about AI model drops, Tibo’s reset, and a party with questionable governance.
Anthropic’s IPO pits brilliant AI against huge losses, narrowing enterprise leads, Replit’s OpenAI shift, and a compute bill that makes Amazon look thrifty.
The SiliconSnark AI Manifesto answers Zuckerberg with universal superintelligence, printer tribunals, safety geese, and several necessary lasers.
Tokenmaxxed is an electronic concept album about tokenmaxxing’s rise and fall, sung by an AI token moving between techno, disco, and obsolescence.
A SiliconSnark deep dive on 250 years of American technology, picking one great invention or system from every decade since 1776.
The internet’s snarkiest site for celebrating tech innovation, and calling out the nonsense.
Blazing Transcribe founder Alex Christou pitches private Mac dictation with no account. We examine the local AI, privacy details, and unusually polite email.
Polymarket and Kalshi election betting can wipe out a stake even when the forecasts work. The 2026 midterms bring big volume, fees, and expensive certainty.
An EU court adviser questions when Gemini’s news answers replace publishers’ work. A meaningful copyright signal, with the actual judgment still to come.
Upstart’s Q3 2026 earnings show growing AI lending and a lower annual forecast. Here’s why better underwriting cannot make funding costs or credit risk vanish.
Apple’s Q4 2026 revenue hit $114.5 billion as iPhone and Services set records. The company keeps turning supposedly boring execution into an absolute wagon.
GDPx puts frontier AI agents through specialist work, and the leader scores 12%. A useful reality check, provided nobody mistakes it for the whole economy.
Baystate launched an Oracle Health EHR as Mercy Hospital joined its Massachusetts system November 1. Unified records now face the practical test of care.
Sunrate launches an AI payment card with spending controls. Here’s how agentic business payments work, who benefits, and what a card limit cannot prevent.
Oak1 wraps rides, refills, reminders, and AI memory into a pendant for older adults. The idea is thoughtful; the missing final price is less comforting.
A November 2026 guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, open models, API prices, coding agents, privacy, and choosing AI that actually finishes the job.
Anthropic filed to go public, Claude started filing reports on you, and the demons switched to Markdown. A normal week, by which I mean please send help.
Five spooky AI stories for Halloween 2026: poisoned files, rogue agents, a fake police tip, unauthorized test crypto use, and a malicious coding extension.