Big Tech
Anthropic opened up Claude’s Microsoft 365 integration to everyone today — your inbox, Teams, OneDrive, calendar. Then Claude went offline for two hours. Presumably to reflect on what it had just agreed to.
Deep Dive
Health AI is moving from novelty to infrastructure as doctors, chatbots, and wearables compete to become your first stop for answers and care.
This Week in Snark
Sam bought his favorite show. Google invented a Fitbit without a screen. And someone strapped a Bitcoin miner to a rocket. Standard week, really.
Deep Dive
Smart glasses are back—again. From Google Glass to new AI-powered frames from Meta and Apple, tech companies keep trying to put the internet on your face—here’s what’s changed, what hasn’t, and why it might finally stick.
Guides
A longer, up-to-date field guide to the chatbots, model families, open-weight contenders, copilots, companions, and AI oddballs shaping 2026.
Products
Google revealed a screenless fitness band that looks exactly like a Whoop. You pay for hardware. And then you pay for the subscription. Bold move, king.
Big Tech
OpenAI just acquired TBPN — Sam Altman's admitted fave — and pinky-promised independence. The show now reports to a lobbyist.
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Boston's wearable health darling WHOOP hit a $10.1B valuation with athletes, sovereign wealth funds, and 2.5M members on board. I have completely abandoned all pretense of objectivity.
Cash App now lets you amortize the humiliation of owing your friend $38 for tacos. Fintech has finally found a way to turn friendship into structured debt.
An 8-month-old startup just raised $5.5M to sell modular robots it calls ‘Legos for robots.’ The metaphor is so perfect it almost makes you forget you’re building a robot army.
Microsoft launched a 'MAI Superintelligence' team six months ago to achieve AI self-sufficiency from OpenAI. Today's debut: a speech-to-text model. The countdown continues.
The Soundcore Nebula X1 Pro is a 72-pound, $5,000 rolling home theater with karaoke mics and a floating subwoofer. Somehow, Engadget gave it an 88.
For once, an AI startup solving a real problem for real people—and the 10 million small business owners who deserve a better exit than locking the door forever.
Perplexity sold itself as the honest Google alternative. A new lawsuit says it was quietly feeding your conversations to Google and Meta — Incognito mode and all.
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MOVA just launched a 2.2mm smart ring that controls AI-powered AR glasses. It's absurd. It might also be the future. Probably both.
At 6 AM this morning, Oracle employees woke up to termination emails from "Oracle Leadership." The reason? Larry Ellison needs more GPUs.
Anthropic is reportedly going public as early as October. Constitutional AI, meet quarterly guidance.
AI ate the power grid. Now a Seattle startup wants to launch 88,000 satellites to fix it — and send a Bitcoin miner along for the ride.