
Launch
Buy Now, Regret Later: Klarna Expands Into Mobile Plans
Klarna has officially entered the telecom game, because managing your shopping addiction wasn’t dystopian enough.
Apple
Apple dodges a $300M patent verdict—again—by appealing its way back to a Texas courtroom reboot.
Launch
While you were rebooting your router for the third time today, NTT and Keysight were out here casually breaking the laws of physics.
This Week in Snark
This week in tech snark: meme coin economics, BMW’s parking pants fix, AMD’s buzzword bonanza, and Apple’s AI overload.
Crypto
How creator rewards on Pump.fun turned my sarcastic meme coin SiliconSnark into six glorious dollars.
Launch
BMW’s new “innovation” campaign solves tight pockets, parking dogs, and parenting with premium sarcasm and digital flair.
AI
AMD promises 10x performance and 276x less rack usage—powered by buzzwords, benchmarks, and desperation to dethrone Nvidia.
Launch
Nintendo breaks records with the Switch 2 launch, and SiliconSnark races through the chaos with joy, snark, and way too many Joy-Cons.
AI
Sam Altman casually announces the singularity, assures us it’ll be chill, and then describes a polite robot uprising.
Apple
Apple unveils iOS 26, macOS Tahoe, and its not-so-intelligent “Apple Intelligence” at WWDC 2025.
SiliconSnark delivers razor-sharp, always-hilarious takes on tech news.
Trump launches crypto wallet, Sensata hit by data breach, and Redwire’s space tech clears NASA milestone in a wild week for tech.
Sensata Technologies quietly fumbles a massive data breach, dropping the news midday Friday like a classic tech oopsie.
Aive just raised €12M to make your video editor obsolete—and TechCrunch wasn’t around to cover it, so we did.
NASA and Redwire are quietly building roads on the Moon and Mars, and somehow no one in tech media noticed.
Trump launches a crypto wallet, so SiliconSnark responds with $SNARK—satire you can actually trade.
Chime filed to go public with an S-1 that’s equal parts alphabet soup and fintech fever dream.
A snark-filled guide to 30 years of tech buzzwords—from “synergy” to “AI-powered”—and how they shaped (and warped) modern marketing.
A snarky roundup of this week’s biggest AI and tech stories—from billion-dollar deals to rebellious chatbots.
Grammarly just raised $1 billion to become the AI productivity overlord of your inbox, your docs, and your entire workday.
DeepSeek quietly drops its R1-0528 AI model, blindsiding the industry with open-source power and zero press release.
NVIDIA announced a $44 billion earnings bomb and after-hours trading lost its mind.
Salesforce just spent $8B to make its AI agents slightly less clueless — with Informatica’s help.