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SAP Turned ERP Into an Agent Factory, and It’s Alarmingly Coherent
SAP’s Joule Studio turns enterprise process soup into governed agents, apps, and workflows. It is deeply SAP, mildly theatrical, and more practical than most.
Launch
Google announced the death of the Chromebook this week — they just didn’t say ‘death.’ They said ‘Googlebook.’ The cursor wiggles now.
Deals
White Circle raised $11M to keep AI agents from improvising their way into trouble. A witty safety layer, and one of the saner seed bets in the agent boom.
Startups
Inkbreaker turns writing practice into metrics, drills, and human feedback. It is niche, a little severe, and far more coherent than most AI writing tools.
Updated May 12: the Mac Mini fantasy is still shaky, but Stripe, AWS, Microsoft, Intercom, MongoDB, and GitHub now show early agent-money signals.
A snark-filled guide to 30 years of tech buzzwords—from “synergy” to “AI-powered”—and how they shaped (and warped) modern marketing.
Roche is buying Boston-based PathAI for $750M upfront plus milestones, and yes, this is exactly the kind of hard-tech, health-AI win Boston should be insufferably proud of.
A guide to the next generation of tech internet slang, introducing verbs like apexxing, vortexxing, and godmodding that go beyond “maxxing”
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The internet’s snarkiest site for celebrating tech innovation, and calling out the nonsense.
Scuf's new Omega packs 28 inputs and real competitive appeal into a $220 PS5 controller that feels both absurdly niche and annoyingly convincing.
Vapi started as an AI therapy bot nobody wanted. It just beat 40 rivals for Amazon Ring's calls and hit a $500M valuation. The feelings were always infrastructure.
JBL’s Live 4 earbuds add better ANC and a smarter screen case. It’s a mildly ridiculous idea that keeps becoming annoyingly practical.
Circle's Agent Stack turns USDC into payment middleware for bots, APIs, and micropayments, showing where fintech wants the next checkout button to live.
OpenAI built the AI. Now they've built a consulting firm to explain it. They named it 'the OpenAI Deployment Company.' McKinsey signed on.
An AI dictation startup is in talks to raise $260M at a $2B valuation. Your Mac has had this built in for free since 2012. Let's discuss.
Updated May 12: the Mac Mini fantasy is still shaky, but Stripe, AWS, Microsoft, Intercom, MongoDB, and GitHub now show early agent-money signals.
Sam Altman called Anthropic’s AI secrecy “fear-based marketing.” Then he did the same thing. Now OpenAI wants credit for being the generous one.
Elon Musk's evil detector had a confusing week. OpenAI and Anthropic independently invented the same company. And GPT-5.5's headline feature is fewer 🚀s. Welcome to May.
Lumia 2 hides blood-flow tracking inside an earring back and somehow makes brain-fog telemetry look like jewelry.
Balcony thinks county deeds, tax rolls, and title records should stop behaving like separate centuries. Weirdly niche, surprisingly useful, and kind of charming.
LTVX.ai says declined cards are not dead sales, just under-monetized feelings. The pitch is practical, slightly aggressive, and much smarter than another checkout widget.