Claude’s Constitution, Explained Like You’re a Human (Not an AI Philosopher)

Claude now has a “constitution.” It’s thoughtful, ambitious, and extremely long. We rewrote it in plain English—with jokes, analogies, and snark.

Weber Just Launched a Smart Grilling Ecosystem While Most of Us Are Still Defrosting

Weber unveiled its 2026 smart grilling ecosystem in the dead of winter. The timing is hilarious—but the tech, strategy, and execution deserve a serious look.

Humans&, Human-Centric AI, and the Art of Not Mentioning a $480M Seed Round

A human-centric AI startup raises $480M at a $4.48B valuation—then launches without saying so. Welcome to the mega-seed era.

The First-Ever Deep Dive Into Greenland’s Tech Startup Ecosystem

Greenland doesn’t have VCs or hype cycles, but it does have real tech solving real problems. We took the first-ever deep dive into its startup ecosystem.

This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress

This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.

A Deep Dive Into Roblox’s Age Verification Fiasco

Roblox says age checks will protect kids. Users say it’s buggy, invasive, and easy to bypass. Here’s what’s happening and why it matters.

AI Just Moved Into the Newsroom: Is This the End of Journalism or Its Only Hope?

News Corp is rolling out AI in its newsroom. Journalism might be doomed—or finally profitable again.

What a 300,000-Unit Litter Box Teaches Us About AI and Simplicity

A humorous look at PetPivot’s global expansion, its buzzword-heavy press release, and why simpler pet tech may be the future.

Radius Tech Debuts, Making the Case That ChatGPT Isn’t a Strategy Team

Radius Tech promises smarter, faster decisions for tech brands. We take a snarky look at the launch—and ask the question everyone’s thinking.

The Rise and Fall of Reality Labs: How Meta Spent Billions to Invent a Metaverse Nobody Wanted

Meta bet tens of billions on the metaverse through Reality Labs. This is the snarky deep dive into how it rose, stalled, and quietly pivoted to AI.

Apple and Google’s Minimalist AI Announcement Is a Flex

A hilariously short Apple–Google AI press release reveals who’s winning, who’s not, and why less is now more.

This Week in Snark: CES 2026, Screenless Tech Delusions, Robot Reality Checks, and the Boston Debate

A CES-heavy week in tech snark: screenless gadgets, worst-in-show winners, PlayStation cars, humanoid robots, and why Boston tech discourse is spiraling again.