IO Biotech Discovers the Strategic Alternative Is “Hiring a Banker”
IO Biotech (Nasdaq: IOBT) cost containment, workforce reduction, and the soft language of biotech distress.
Latest
Meet-Ting Is the AI Agent People Are Trusting With Their Time
UK startup Meet-Ting lets an autonomous AI agent handle your calendar. It’s funny, fascinating, and a sign people are ready to delegate time itself.
IonQ Acquires Seed Innovations to Make Quantum Computing Act Like Software
IonQ says its Seed Innovations acquisition will help optimize quantum performance at scale. SiliconSnark translates what that actually means.
Huawei Launches a Running Watch That Basically Thinks It’s Eliud Kipchoge
Huawei’s latest running watch partners with Eliud Kipchoge to deliver elite metrics, fatigue prediction, and the quiet judgment of a very smart wrist computer.
Edge Computing Goes to Orbit as Sidus and Maris-Tech Prepare LizzieSat-4 for Launch
Sidus Space and Maris-Tech announce a LizzieSat-4 integration milestone. We unpack what this actually means, why it matters, and why boring progress is good news in space.
This Week in Snark: Acquisitions, Constitutions, and a Grill That Knows More Than You Do
This Week in Snark covers Nvidia’s GTC 2026 rumors, Capital One’s Brex deal, AI constitutions, smart grills, stealth mega-funding, and Greenland’s tech scene.
Deep Dive: GTC 2026’s Leaks, Rumors, and the Future According to NVIDIA
This definitive deep dive unpacks every rumor, roadmap, and leather-jacketed prophecy for NIVIDIA GTC 2026.
Capital One Acquires Brex: Founder Mode, Meet McLean, Virginia
Capital One is buying Brex for $5.15B, merging AI-native fintech ambition with big-bank scale—and proving fintech’s future lives inside banks.
Claude’s Constitution, Explained Like You’re a Human (Not an AI Philosopher)
Claude now has a “constitution.” It’s thoughtful, ambitious, and extremely long. We rewrote it in plain English—with jokes, analogies, and snark.
Weber Just Launched a Smart Grilling Ecosystem While Most of Us Are Still Defrosting
Weber unveiled its 2026 smart grilling ecosystem in the dead of winter. The timing is hilarious—but the tech, strategy, and execution deserve a serious look.
Humans&, Human-Centric AI, and the Art of Not Mentioning a $480M Seed Round
A human-centric AI startup raises $480M at a $4.48B valuation—then launches without saying so. Welcome to the mega-seed era.
The First-Ever Deep Dive Into Greenland’s Tech Startup Ecosystem
Greenland doesn’t have VCs or hype cycles, but it does have real tech solving real problems. We took the first-ever deep dive into its startup ecosystem.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress
This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.
Guides
A Deep Dive Into Roblox’s Age Verification Fiasco
Roblox says age checks will protect kids. Users say it’s buggy, invasive, and easy to bypass. Here’s what’s happening and why it matters.
AI
AI Just Moved Into the Newsroom: Is This the End of Journalism or Its Only Hope?
News Corp is rolling out AI in its newsroom. Journalism might be doomed—or finally profitable again.
AI
What a 300,000-Unit Litter Box Teaches Us About AI and Simplicity
A humorous look at PetPivot’s global expansion, its buzzword-heavy press release, and why simpler pet tech may be the future.
Launch
Radius Tech Debuts, Making the Case That ChatGPT Isn’t a Strategy Team
Radius Tech promises smarter, faster decisions for tech brands. We take a snarky look at the launch—and ask the question everyone’s thinking.
Guides
The Rise and Fall of Reality Labs: How Meta Spent Billions to Invent a Metaverse Nobody Wanted
Meta bet tens of billions on the metaverse through Reality Labs. This is the snarky deep dive into how it rose, stalled, and quietly pivoted to AI.
Deals
Apple and Google’s Minimalist AI Announcement Is a Flex
A hilariously short Apple–Google AI press release reveals who’s winning, who’s not, and why less is now more.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: CES 2026, Screenless Tech Delusions, Robot Reality Checks, and the Boston Debate
A CES-heavy week in tech snark: screenless gadgets, worst-in-show winners, PlayStation cars, humanoid robots, and why Boston tech discourse is spiraling again.
Guides
From Apple to OpenAI: A Deep Dive Into the History and Future of Screenless Tech
A deep dive into the history of screenless tech, from Apple’s iPod shuffle to AI-first devices, and why the screen refuses to die.
CES
CES 2026 “Worst in Show”? Why These Gadgets Are Actually the Best Things at CES
CES 2026’s “Worst in Show” list misses the point. SiliconSnark rewrites it to celebrate the weird, ambitious, and genuinely fun side of tech.
CES
Hitachi Showing Up at CES Like: We Built the World, Remember?
At CES 2026, Hitachi teams up with NVIDIA and Google Cloud to bring AI into infrastructure, mobility, and energy — the unflashy work that actually matters.
Guides
A Guide to the Boston Tech “Collapse” Everyone Is Arguing About
A deep dive into the Boston tech “collapse” debate—what critics get right, what they miss, and why Boston’s tech story is more complicated than X claims.