I tuned into Jensen Huang’s NVIDIA GTC keynote from Boston expecting GPU announcements. Instead, I watched the man quietly running the AI economy explain how NVIDIA plans to “accelerate everyone.”
This week in tech: doctors admit they’re using AI, Microsoft launches Copilot Health, Meta buys a startup nobody understands, and UiPath’s robots start buying back their own stock.
A new American Medical Association survey says 81% of doctors now use AI in their practice. SiliconSnark investigates the moment your physician quietly became an AI power user.
What will Apple look like when it turns 100 in 2076? Imagine a sentient iPhone living in your brain, a three-week WWDC, and an Apple Car that costs more than a condo. Here’s our completely serious forecast.
Microsoft just launched Copilot Health, an AI designed to analyze your wearables, lab tests, and medical records. The goal: explain your health. The internet’s reaction: cautiously curious.
UiPath’s latest earnings prove the robots aren’t coming for Wall Street—they’ve already learned capital allocation, discovered buybacks, and started speaking fluent “agentic automation.”
Meta’s acquisition of Moltbook is making headlines—but the biggest question might be whether the startup was bought for its product or for the story the deal tells.
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber just stepped down. With 40M users, why does the decentralized social network still feel so quiet compared to X? SiliconSnark investigates.
The biggest tech stories of the week — explained with just enough sarcasm to remain emotionally stable while reading about AI for the 700th time.
OpenClaw went viral for letting AI run your computer. Now a wave of competitors is emerging. Here are 8 AI agent tools trying to automate your laptop—and maybe your job.
I tried to catch up on AI news. By lunch there were 12 new models, 6 agent startups, and a guy running a data center made of Mac Minis.
Roblox just launched AI that rewrites player trash talk in real time. The goal is civility. The result might be the future of online moderation.
Boston tech
Boston wearable giant WHOOP is hiring 600+ people in 2026. In a tech world full of layoffs, this AI-powered health platform is doubling down on humans—and Boston.
Launch
Perplexity Computer may have launched in the shadow of OpenAI and Anthropic, but its shift from “AI that answers” to “AI that acts” could be far more important than another model update.
AI
Everyone online says AI agents are printing money in 2026. So where are the real receipts? We investigated Mac Minis, OpenClaw setups, and the uncomfortable truth.
This Week in Snark
OpenAI’s Pentagon deal. Jack Dorsey’s 4,000 layoffs. Nvidia’s “impossible” $68B quarter. AI agents killing SaaS. This Week in Snark breaks down the chaos shaping tech in 2026.
Guides
Inside OpenAI’s classified Pentagon deployment: safety claims, political pressure, and the AI arms race reshaping Washington.
AI
Jack Dorsey cuts 4,000 jobs at Block despite strong profits, citing AI efficiency. A sharp look at the philosophy behind thriving-company layoffs.
Satire
A sarcastic, narrative look at the year 2030, when AI agents could instantly replicate any SaaS app—collapsing seat-based pricing, product teams, and possibly basic accountability.
AI
NVIDIA just posted $68.1B in quarterly revenue and 75% gross margins. We ranked the 5 most surprising numbers from the earnings release.
AI
Axios reports Pete Hegseth gave Anthropic an ultimatum: loosen AI safeguards for the Pentagon or face Defense Production Act action.
Launch
No specs. No features. Just “Built different.” The Nothing Phone (4a) press release might be the ultimate anti-hype smartphone launch strategy.
This Week in Snark
From Sonic’s AI-powered Web3 launch to OpenAI’s latest agent move, plus EV hype and Snapchat monetizing FOMO—your snarky weekly tech industry recap.
Crypto
With Spawn, Sonic Labs claims anyone can build a Web3 or DeFi app using plain English. We explore the upside—and the on-chain risks.