Uber and WeRide Robotaxis Go Live in Middle East while U.S. Argues About Cones and Compliance
Abu Dhabi goes live with Level 4 driverless robotaxis from WeRide and Uber, leaving the U.S. arguing about AI benchmarks instead of building the future.
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Warner Music Just Hit ‘Play’ on the Future of AI Music — And Suno, the Boston Darling, Is Finally Getting Its Spotlight
Warner Music Group and Boston-based Suno strike a groundbreaking licensed AI music partnership, giving artists control and new revenue while redefining how music is created, shared, and discovered.
Feasting on NFL Tech: The Coolest Emerging NFL Technologies On and Off the Field
Thanksgiving football meets sci-fi: a snarky deep dive into the emerging NFL tech transforming player safety, broadcasts, betting, and fan experiences on and off the field.
Sonos 2025 Deep Dive: New CEO, Old Glitches, and Should You Buy This Holiday Season?
Is Sonos finally fixed for the holidays? We dig into the app mess, Apple Music bugs, and what’s changed in 2025.
This Week in Snark: Roblox Face Scans, Cloudflare Chaos, Nvidia 2030, and Hypersonic Everything
A snark-packed roundup of the week’s tech chaos—from Roblox face scans to Nvidia 2030, Cloudflare outages, hypersonics, VisualScale.ai, and OpenAI drama.
Roblox’s Face-Scan Safety Theater Is Even Worse When You Hear the CEO Explain It
Roblox’s CEO says face scans and A.I. make kids safer. Lawsuits, predators, and biometric “safety theater” suggest otherwise. Here’s why parents shouldn’t buy it.
NVIDIA 2030 Earnings: Jensen Ascends to the Compute Throne, Announces Revenue Measured Exclusively in Exaflops
A satirical deep dive into NVIDIA’s hypothetical 2030 earnings, inspired by today’s real results, imagining a future where GPUs are currency, revenue is measured in exaflops, and Jensen Huang becomes the economy.