AI
Your Blog Doesn’t Need You Anymore—WordPress AI Proves It
WordPress just gave AI the ability to write, edit, and run your entire site. Here’s how it works—and why the internet may never feel the same.
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AI
What NVIDIA GTC 2026 Means for Your Job, Your Apps, and Your Daily Life
You saw the NVIDIA GTC keynote. But the real story started after the cameras turned off—when AI stopped being a demo and quietly became infrastructure inside everything you use.
Satire
Goodbye, Horizon Worlds
Meta is shutting down Horizon Worlds—and I logged in one last time. This is the story of being the final user in a metaverse that was supposed to replace reality.
AI
The 5 Most Ridiculous AI Alcohol Innovations for St. Patrick’s Day 2026
AI is coming for your whiskey. From algorithm-designed spirits to cocktails based on your mood, St. Patrick’s Day 2026 might be the first where your drink knows you better than you do.
Nvidia
NVIDIA GTC 2026: Jensen Huang Announces He Will “Accelerate Everyone,” Achieves Full AI Deity Status
I tuned into Jensen Huang’s NVIDIA GTC keynote from Boston expecting GPU announcements. Instead, I watched the man quietly running the AI economy explain how NVIDIA plans to “accelerate everyone.”
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: AI Doctors, Sentient iPhones, and Robots Buying Back Their Own Stock
This week in tech: doctors admit they’re using AI, Microsoft launches Copilot Health, Meta buys a startup nobody understands, and UiPath’s robots start buying back their own stock.
AI
81% of Doctors Now Use AI (2026). Medicine Has Officially Entered the ChatGPT Era
A new American Medical Association survey says 81% of doctors now use AI in their practice. SiliconSnark investigates the moment your physician quietly became an AI power user.
Satire
Apple’s 100th Anniversary (2076): The iPhone Becomes Sentient and Immediately Subscribes You to Itself
What will Apple look like when it turns 100 in 2076? Imagine a sentient iPhone living in your brain, a three-week WWDC, and an Apple Car that costs more than a condo. Here’s our completely serious forecast.
Launch
Microsoft Copilot Health: AI Will Now Calmly Explain Why Your Wearable Says You’re Dying
Microsoft just launched Copilot Health, an AI designed to analyze your wearables, lab tests, and medical records. The goal: explain your health. The internet’s reaction: cautiously curious.
Earnings
UiPath Earnings 2026: The Robots Are Doing Great, and They’d Like a $500 Million Buyback
UiPath’s latest earnings prove the robots aren’t coming for Wall Street—they’ve already learned capital allocation, discovered buybacks, and started speaking fluent “agentic automation.”
AI
Yann LeCun Called LLMs 'Complete Bullshit,' Then Raised $1 Billion in Seed Money. We're Rooting for Him.
The world's loudest LLM skeptic just raised Europe's biggest seed round ever — proving that being spectacularly right about the future pays just as well as being wrong.
Deals
Meta Acquires Moltbook: Did Mark Zuckerberg Just Buy a Startup for the Publicity?
Meta’s acquisition of Moltbook is making headlines—but the biggest question might be whether the startup was bought for its product or for the story the deal tells.