Inside the OpenAI–Stripe Deal: A Totally Imagined, Deeply Snarky CEO Conversation
We imagine a snarky backroom chat between Sam Altman and Patrick Collison that turned ChatGPT into your new shopping mall.
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Claude Sonnet 4.5: Another Day, Another “Best Model Ever”
Claude Sonnet 4.5 claims to be the best coding and agent-building model yet—but do these endless AI model releases actually matter, or are we just living in a GenAI hype loop?
OV50R Image Sensor: Because Your Cat Videos Deserve 110 dB of HDR
OMNIVISION just launched the OV50R, a 50MP CMOS image sensor boasting 110 dB HDR, 8K video, and fast autofocus. Here’s a snarky deep dive into whether you really need cinematic cat videos at 4K 60 fps.
CES 2026 Preview: The Hype, the Hope, and the Just Plain Weird
CES 2026 preview: real breakthroughs, wild hype, and the weirdest gadgets in Vegas. Our snarky guide separates must-see tech from marketing smoke.
This Week in Snark: AI Apps Nobody Wanted, Solar Keyboards Nobody Asked For, and Intel’s Cry for Popularity
Dive into this week’s funniest tech roundup: from useless AI apps and abandoned data centers to solar keyboards, Intel’s desperate cool-kid play, and billion-dollar ad tech deals. Snark guaranteed.
Top 10 Most Useless AI Apps of 2025: From Meta’s Vibes to Cat Translators
A snarky deep dive into the Top 10 most useless AI apps of the past year, from Meta’s new “Vibes” feed to cat translators, exposing how much compute we waste on gimmicks.
AI Bubble Collapse 2030: Trillions Lost and Data Centers Abandoned
The AI bubble burst in 2030: Explore the darkly comic fallout of the AI market crash and the future of cloud computing post-AI.