AI
Claude Can Now Use Your Computer—5 Chaotic Things to Try Before It Replaces You
Claude can now control your computer. We tried it—and immediately made it do 5 chaotic things you’ll definitely copy.
CircuitSmith
CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.
Satire
Tech Companies Have Boring April Fools’ Strategies. Hire a Chief Snark Officer Instead
Your April Fools idea is already forgettable. Here’s the absurd, real-world stunt—hiring a $25K Chief Snark Officer—that might actually make your company go viral.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: OpenAI Hiring Sprees, AI Blogs Replacing You, and Jensen Huang Ascending to Godhood
AI is writing blogs, NVIDIA is deciding winners, and OpenAI is hiring like crazy—this week in tech proves the future isn’t coming, it’s already replacing you.
Satire
Why OpenAI Needs a Chief Snark Officer as It Doubles Its Workforce
OpenAI plans to double its workforce—but as it scales into an AI powerhouse, this open letter argues it’s missing one critical role: a Chief Snark Officer to keep it human.
AI
Your Blog Doesn’t Need You Anymore—WordPress AI Proves It
WordPress just gave AI the ability to write, edit, and run your entire site. Here’s how it works—and why the internet may never feel the same.
AI
What NVIDIA GTC 2026 Means for Your Job, Your Apps, and Your Daily Life
You saw the NVIDIA GTC keynote. But the real story started after the cameras turned off—when AI stopped being a demo and quietly became infrastructure inside everything you use.
Satire
Goodbye, Horizon Worlds
Meta is shutting down Horizon Worlds—and I logged in one last time. This is the story of being the final user in a metaverse that was supposed to replace reality.
AI
The 5 Most Ridiculous AI Alcohol Innovations for St. Patrick’s Day 2026
AI is coming for your whiskey. From algorithm-designed spirits to cocktails based on your mood, St. Patrick’s Day 2026 might be the first where your drink knows you better than you do.
Nvidia
NVIDIA GTC 2026: Jensen Huang Announces He Will “Accelerate Everyone,” Achieves Full AI Deity Status
I tuned into Jensen Huang’s NVIDIA GTC keynote from Boston expecting GPU announcements. Instead, I watched the man quietly running the AI economy explain how NVIDIA plans to “accelerate everyone.”
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: AI Doctors, Sentient iPhones, and Robots Buying Back Their Own Stock
This week in tech: doctors admit they’re using AI, Microsoft launches Copilot Health, Meta buys a startup nobody understands, and UiPath’s robots start buying back their own stock.
AI
81% of Doctors Now Use AI (2026). Medicine Has Officially Entered the ChatGPT Era
A new American Medical Association survey says 81% of doctors now use AI in their practice. SiliconSnark investigates the moment your physician quietly became an AI power user.
Satire
Apple’s 100th Anniversary (2076): The iPhone Becomes Sentient and Immediately Subscribes You to Itself
What will Apple look like when it turns 100 in 2076? Imagine a sentient iPhone living in your brain, a three-week WWDC, and an Apple Car that costs more than a condo. Here’s our completely serious forecast.