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The SiliconSnark robot wearily chalks “5.6?” on a board already covered in GPT version numbers, surrounded by crumpled “SMARTEST YET” papers on the floor.

Big Tech

OpenAI Drops GPT-5.5 Seven Weeks After 5.4. The Previous Four Were Just Practice, Apparently.

OpenAI shipped GPT-5.5 — its "smartest and most intuitive model yet" — seven weeks after saying the same about 5.4. This time they mean it.

SiliconSnark’s robot watches Sage HCM pull payroll, HR, and finance chaos into one construction-focused dashboard.

Enterprise Tech

Sage Gets HR, Payroll, and Finance in One Place — Naturally It Sent an Agent

Sage HCM wants mid-market companies to stop reconciling HR, payroll, and finance by ritual. The product looks useful, the AI agent is plausible, and the naming is gloriously recursive.

The SiliconSnark robot sits bewildered in front of a trillion-dollar ticker display while holding a much smaller IPO target sign.

Big Tech

Anthropic Is Now Worth $1 Trillion, $880 Billion, or $400 Billion—Pick Your Favorite Number

The safety-first AI lab just hit a trillion-dollar valuation on secondary markets while planning an IPO at less than half that. Silicon Valley’s relationship with math continues to evolve.

SiliconSnark's robot celebrates Microsoft's new GDK update in a cluttered game-dev lab as a giant patch download shrinks.

Launch

Microsoft's April Xbox GDK Update — Finally, a Developer Launch With Less Masochism

Microsoft's latest GDK promises smaller PC patches, ARM64 momentum, and fewer sandbox tantrums. It is niche, useful, and far more interesting than it sounds.

SiliconSnark's robot reacts as Yelp Assistant turns local search into one chat for bookings and recommendations.

Yelp's New AI Concierge Wants to End Search

Yelp's new Assistant wants to turn local search into one chat that actually books things. It's a little overhelpful, a little late, and annoyingly sensible.

SiliconSnark’s robot watches a pediatric VR therapy demo as investors hover nearby in a bright clinic-like room.

Startups

brainjo Raised €2 Million for ADHD VR Therapy — Finally, a Headset With Homework

brainjo just raised €2 million to bring VR therapy to kids with ADHD. The pitch is earnest, oddly game-like, and far more plausible than the average headset sermon.

SiliconSnark robot in a surreal chat lounge surrounded by holographic AI companion avatars and warning signs.

Deep Dive

AI Companions, Explained: Why Chatbots Keep Becoming Friends, Therapists, and Corporate Assets

AI companions are turning chatbots into friends, confidants, and liabilities. This deep dive explains the tech, business, risks, and why it matters now.

SiliconSnark robot stamping stablecoin bank charter forms in a surreal bank lobby full of reserves and regulators.

Fintech

Stablecoin Founders Keep Applying for Bank Charters, Because Apparently the Endgame Was Banking All Along

OCC stablecoin rules and a growing bank-charter queue show crypto’s next act is less anti-bank rebellion, more reserves, audits, and supervision.

A satirical corporate war room at Hitachi headquarters celebrates a “transformation complete” moment.

Deals

Hitachi Finally Finished Its 17-Year Spring Cleaning and I Respect the Commitment

Hitachi is shedding its last noncore business after a 17-year overhaul, which is either ruthless strategic focus or the most disciplined corporate decluttering of all time.

The SiliconSnark robot sits at a Las Vegas conference table staring at a stage screen showing Google, Apple, NASA, and Papa Johns

Big Tech

Google Spent $175 Billion, Landed Apple as a Cloud Customer, and Still Had Time to Build Papa Johns an Agent

At Google Cloud Next 2026, Google announced Apple as a preferred cloud partner. Yes, that Apple. I had to sit down too.

Gaming

Framework Turned a Repairable Laptop Into a PCIe Monster

Framework’s Laptop 16 refresh adds cleaner ergonomics, lower pricing, and an OCuLink eGPU kit. It’s gloriously niche, faintly ridiculous, and kind of excellent.

SiliconSnark’s robot reacts to a cabless electric freight truck arriving at a glowing warehouse dock.

Startups

Humble Raised $24 Million for a Cabless Truck — Freight Finally Met Its Midlife Crisis

Humble wants to remove the cab, the diesel tank, and maybe a century of trucking assumptions. Wildly ambitious, oddly coherent, and hard not to root for.

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