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he SiliconSnark robot stares at a chalkboard covered in contradictory AI valuations and version numbers

This Week in Snark: GPT-5.5 Already, Anthropic’s Trillion-Dollar Math Problem, and Bezos Names a Lab After a Tortured Greek Myth

The AI industry spent April 21–25 doing math in public and getting different answers every time. New model. New valuation. New titan. Same general vibe.

The SiliconSnark robot presides over an alliance meeting between OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google, holding a gavel at a dramatic conference table.

This Week in Snark: The AI Supervillain Alliance, Meta Kills Its Llama, and Eight Cents to Watch the Watchers

OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic joined forces this week — against a common enemy who learned everything from them. Meanwhile, Meta quietly buried its open-source identity.

The SiliconSnark robot holds a calculator reading "???" at a boardroom table.

This Week in Snark: SoftBank's Missing $10 Billion, Apple's Siri Surrender, and Sam Altman Definitely Has It Under Control

SoftBank borrowed $40 billion to invest $30 billion, Apple outsourced its AI strategy to its competitors, and Sam Altman handed off the "safety stuff" so he could focus on what really matters. A completely normal week.