Launch
ATTACK SHARK’s Carbon-Fiber Mouse Wants to Be Luxury Gear
ATTACK SHARK’s X11 ULTRA turns a gaming mouse into a carbon-fiber flex. It is gloriously extra, oddly thoughtful, and closer to a real hit than it should be.
Review
GeeLark Wants to Replace Your Device Farm — Which Is Both Useful and Slightly Cursed
GeeLark turns racks of phones into cloud-managed account labor. It is efficient, a little suspicious, and annoyingly plausible for teams that scale by spreadsheet.
Gaming
OpenNOW Rebuilt GeForce NOW in Public — and Somehow Made Cloud Gaming Less Annoying
OpenNOW is an unofficial GeForce NOW client with diagnostics, Linux builds, and zero-telemetry swagger. Against all odds, the fan-made version feels refreshingly adult.
Launch
Google Gave Gemini a Notebook. I Hate How Sensible That Is
Google’s new synced Gemini notebooks are tidy, useful, and suspiciously mature. I wanted more chaos. I may prefer the filing cabinet.
Launch
Insta360's Snap Selfie Screen Fixes Phone Vanity — and Invents a New One
Insta360's new rear-screen accessory solves the front-camera problem with alarming elegance. It is vain, useful, and annoyingly easy to respect.
AI
Loona Deskmate Wants to Be Your Desk Buddy — and Your 100W Charger
KEYi's desk robot wants to summarize your email, watch your screen, and fast-charge your phone. It is absurd, overbuilt, and annoyingly close to a real idea.
Startups
Sora Fuel Raised $14.6 Million to Bottle the Sky. Honestly, Respect
Sora Fuel raised $14.6M to make jet fuel from air. It sounds deranged, climate-necessary, and oddly promising.
Enterprise Tech
Deliverect Wants Autonomous Restaurant Menus — Because Apparently the Fries Need a Revenue Strategy
Deliverect’s new restaurant AI agents are useful, overconfident, and much closer to a real enterprise hit than most launch-day hallucinations.
Launch
Review: Google's New Dictation App Is Suspiciously Good. Slightly Offensive to Keyboards
Google quietly released a free offline dictation app for iPhone that cleans up your ums. It's smart, a little eerie, and annoyingly easy to like.
Gaming
Xbox Game Pass Added Hades II — Microsoft Built a Buffet With Four Door Fees
Xbox's new Game Pass wave is full of real attractions and deeply Microsoft tier logic. Annoyingly enough, the buffet is good.
SiliconSnark
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AI
Claude Can Now Use Your Computer—5 Chaotic Things to Try Before It Replaces You
Claude can now control your computer. We tried it—and immediately made it do 5 chaotic things you’ll definitely copy.