Consumer Tech
Google Built a $99 Home Speaker to Kill Your Robot Voice
Google's new Home Speaker makes voice control feel natural at last, then quietly parks the best Gemini tricks behind a premium plan. I still kind of want one.
AI
Midjourney Medical Built a Body Scanner and Somehow the Spa Part Makes Sense
Midjourney Medical's full-body ultrasound scanner is a strange, hopeful, spa-shaped bet on faster, cheaper personal health imaging.
Consumer Tech
Snap Built $2,195 AR Glasses and Accidentally Cosplayed SiliconSnark
Snap unveiled its $2,195 Specs AR glasses at AWE 2026. They are ambitious, expensive, chunky, and almost too perfect for SiliconSnark.
Consumer Tech
Deezer Built a Playlist Bouncer for the Age of AI Slop
Deezer's new AI music detector is petty, practical, and weirdly overdue. Your playlist may need a fraud audit more than another recommendation.
Consumer Tech
Apple Put Curved Windows in Vision Pro and Made the Face Computer Make Sense
visionOS 27 gives Vision Pro better spatial instincts, smarter Siri, and just enough practical polish to make the face computer feel plausible.
Consumer Tech
NotebookLM Just Learned to Build Its Own Sources. I Hate How Useful That Is.
Google's June 8 NotebookLM upgrade adds source hunting, code, and export overload. It looks absurdly overqualified and, annoyingly, pretty great.
Launch
Cash App Turned Tap to Pay Into a $25 Magic Wand
Cash App's $25 NFC wand is equal parts fintech hardware, Gen Z charm bracelet, and excellent bit. Against reason, it also makes a weird amount of sense.
Consumer Tech
Shokz Turned Clip-On Earbuds Into Jewelry You Can Rationalize
Shokz wants open earbuds to feel like daily-wear jewelry, not gym gear. OpenDots 2 is the polished flex; OpenDots Air is the one normal people should buy.
Consumer Tech
MSI Built a $1,500 Handheld to Make the Steam Deck Sweat
MSI's new Claw 8 EX AI+ looks brutally fast, weirdly mature, and alarmingly expensive. I hate the price. I also get the appeal.
Consumer Tech
RingConn Turns a Smart Ring Into a Tiny Wellness Hall Monitor
RingConn's Gen 3 adds haptic nudges, vascular trendlines, and zero subscription fees. It is still a wellness ring for people who enjoy being gently audited by jewelry.
Review
Sennheiser Turned Headphone Longevity Into a Luxury Feature
Sennheiser's Momentum 5 adds better ANC, lossless audio, and a replaceable battery. For once, the boring upgrade is the genuinely cool one.
Review
Xbox Gave Adaptive Thumbsticks a Goal Post and Some Respect
Xbox updated its free adaptive thumbstick toppers with a sturdier fit and a new Goal Post shape. Tiny hardware tweak, unusually adult product thinking.