AI
Jack Dorsey Laid Off 4,000 People and Called It “The Future”
Jack Dorsey cuts 4,000 jobs at Block despite strong profits, citing AI efficiency. A sharp look at the philosophy behind thriving-company layoffs.
Satire
2030: The Year When AI Agents One-Shotted Every SaaS App (And We Realized We Missed Logins)
A sarcastic, narrative look at the year 2030, when AI agents could instantly replicate any SaaS app—collapsing seat-based pricing, product teams, and possibly basic accountability.
AI
The 5 Most Ridiculous Numbers From NVIDIA’s Q4 Fiscal 2026 Results
NVIDIA just posted $68.1B in quarterly revenue and 75% gross margins. We ranked the 5 most surprising numbers from the earnings release.
AI
Pentagon vs. Anthropic: When “Move Fast and Break Things” Meets the Defense Production Act
Axios reports Pete Hegseth gave Anthropic an ultimatum: loosen AI safeguards for the Pentagon or face Defense Production Act action.
Crypto
Crypto Just Entered Its ChatGPT Era: Sonic’s Spawn Brings AI to Web3 and DeFi
With Spawn, Sonic Labs claims anyone can build a Web3 or DeFi app using plain English. We explore the upside—and the on-chain risks.
AI
Sam Altman and Dario Amodei Accidentally Fork the AI Industry in Front of the Prime Minister
At the India AI Impact Summit, OpenAI’s Sam Altman and Anthropic’s Dario Amodei skipped a unity handshake — and accidentally created the most symbolic AI moment of 2026.
Deals
Gorilla Technology Wants to Fund the AI Gold Rush — and It Just Bought a Regulated Shovel
Gorilla Technology’s planned acquisition of Shackleton Finance would create Gorilla Technology Capital, a regulated vehicle targeting AI data centres and GPU infrastructure.
AI
OpenAI Brings OpenClaw Founder In-House as Agent Competition Heats Up
OpenAI hires OpenClaw’s creator, signaling a major push into autonomous AI agents. Here’s what it means for agent tech, Moltbook, and the AI arms race.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Love, Robots, Budget AI, and a Thousand Mac Minis
From OpenClaw obsession to humanoid robots and AI coalitions, here’s everything ridiculous and brilliant in tech this week.
Boston Tech
Massachusetts AI Coalition Launch Shows Bay State Is Serious About Scaling AI
The Massachusetts AI Coalition aims to make Boston a global AI hub. Here’s why this launch is a big deal for the ecosystem.
Samsung
Samsung Galaxy A07 5G Review: Google Gemini Comes to the Budget 5G Phone
The Samsung Galaxy A07 5G brings AI features like Gemini and Circle to Search to a budget 5G device. Here’s what actually matters.
Robotics
Apptronik’s Mega Series A Puts Apollo Humanoid Robots Into Overdrive
Apptronik raises over $935M in a massive Series A to scale Apollo humanoid robots, backed by Google, Mercedes-Benz, and DeepMind.