AI
Thanksgiving football meets sci-fi: a snarky deep dive into the emerging NFL tech transforming player safety, broadcasts, betting, and fan experiences on and off the field.
Satire
A satirical deep dive into NVIDIA’s hypothetical 2030 earnings, inspired by today’s real results, imagining a future where GPUs are currency, revenue is measured in exaflops, and Jensen Huang becomes the economy.
Launch
imagine.io launches VisualScale.ai on Google Cloud Marketplace, offering brand-true, AI-generated product visuals at scale for ecommerce teams.
Guides
A sharp, deeply reported deep dive into OpenAI’s financial strain, trust issues, governance drama, and rising competition.
Deals
Cursor secures $2.3B to expand its AI coding tools, hitting a $29.3B valuation as enterprise demand and developer adoption surge.
Launch
Trillium Technologies just turned cloud computing into collateral with a $300M securitized “Compute Credit” offering. Welcome to the financialization of AI — where GPUs meet hedge funds.
Biotech
Nomic Bio publishes its nELISA proteomics platform in Nature Methods, unveiling a 1.4 million–protein dataset and a browser-based Nomic Portal. Here’s why that actually matters — and how it could reshape drug discovery.
AI
SoftBank and OpenAI have teamed up to launch SB OAI Japan GK, introducing “Crystal Intelligence” — a buzzword-laden AI platform promising to redefine Japanese enterprise.
Launch
Denmark’s EPOS claims its new Impact 500 AI headset uses “BrainAdapt” tech to fight fatigue and boost focus. We break down the $249 gadget that wants to protect your brain from your job.
Guides
Worried AI will steal your job? This brutally honest, snark-filled guide dives into 20 top professions—revealing who’s safe, who’s doomed, and what to do next. Read before your boss replaces you with a chatbot.
AI
Adaptive Security, an OpenAI-backed startup just named to Fortune’s Cyber 60, wants to train humans not to fall for AI scams.
AI
Nvidia becomes the first company ever to hit a $5 trillion market cap — powered by the AI boom, a cult-hero CEO, and Wall Street’s unshakable belief in silicon supremacy.