Satire
Dear Diary: I Tried to Keep Up With AI News in 2026
I tried to catch up on AI news. By lunch there were 12 new models, 6 agent startups, and a guy running a data center made of Mac Minis.
AI
Roblox AI Will Now Politely Fix Your Trash Talk
Roblox just launched AI that rewrites player trash talk in real time. The goal is civility. The result might be the future of online moderation.
Boston Tech
WHOOP Is Hiring 600+ People in 2026—Why Boston’s Wearable Health Giant Is Doubling Down on Humans and AI
Boston wearable giant WHOOP is hiring 600+ people in 2026. In a tech world full of layoffs, this AI-powered health platform is doubling down on humans—and Boston.
Launch
Perplexity Computer Explained: The 2026 AI Launch That Got Drowned Out
Perplexity Computer may have launched in the shadow of OpenAI and Anthropic, but its shift from “AI that answers” to “AI that acts” could be far more important than another model update.
Guides
Deep Dive Into the OpenAI–Department of War Deal: Ethics, Power, and the Pentagon’s AI Pivot
Inside OpenAI’s classified Pentagon deployment: safety claims, political pressure, and the AI arms race reshaping Washington.
AI
Jack Dorsey Laid Off 4,000 People and Called It “The Future”
Jack Dorsey cuts 4,000 jobs at Block despite strong profits, citing AI efficiency. A sharp look at the philosophy behind thriving-company layoffs.
Satire
2030: The Year When AI Agents One-Shotted Every SaaS App (And We Realized We Missed Logins)
A sarcastic, narrative look at the year 2030, when AI agents could instantly replicate any SaaS app—collapsing seat-based pricing, product teams, and possibly basic accountability.
AI
The 5 Most Ridiculous Numbers From NVIDIA’s Q4 Fiscal 2026 Results
NVIDIA just posted $68.1B in quarterly revenue and 75% gross margins. We ranked the 5 most surprising numbers from the earnings release.
AI
Pentagon vs. Anthropic: When “Move Fast and Break Things” Meets the Defense Production Act
Axios reports Pete Hegseth gave Anthropic an ultimatum: loosen AI safeguards for the Pentagon or face Defense Production Act action.
Crypto
Crypto Just Entered Its ChatGPT Era: Sonic’s Spawn Brings AI to Web3 and DeFi
With Spawn, Sonic Labs claims anyone can build a Web3 or DeFi app using plain English. We explore the upside—and the on-chain risks.
AI
Sam Altman and Dario Amodei Accidentally Fork the AI Industry in Front of the Prime Minister
At the India AI Impact Summit, OpenAI’s Sam Altman and Anthropic’s Dario Amodei skipped a unity handshake — and accidentally created the most symbolic AI moment of 2026.
Deals
Gorilla Technology Wants to Fund the AI Gold Rush — and It Just Bought a Regulated Shovel
Gorilla Technology’s planned acquisition of Shackleton Finance would create Gorilla Technology Capital, a regulated vehicle targeting AI data centres and GPU infrastructure.