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CircuitSmith

CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.

SiliconSnark’s robot presents Google’s synced Gemini and NotebookLM notebook in a cluttered home office.

Google Gave Gemini a Notebook. I Hate How Sensible That Is

Google’s new synced Gemini notebooks are tidy, useful, and suspiciously mature. I wanted more chaos. I may prefer the filing cabinet.

SiliconSnark's robot in a school cafeteria turned trading floor, watching students trade stakes in viral videos.

Giggles Raised a Pre-Seed for Tradable Videos — TikTok Meets the Trading Floor

Giggles wants users to buy into videos before they blow up. It sounds unwell, but there may be a real social instinct hiding inside the chaos.

Bathroom fan: Our fan in the 1/2 bathroom is broken. We'll buy a replacement soon and would love help installing it.

Anthropic Clarifies That Open Source Is Still Free Emotionally

Anthropic's OpenClaw pricing change is the industry's cleanest admission yet that autonomous vibes were never going to stay on the buffet plan.

SiliconSnark's robot reacts to Insta360's rear-camera selfie screen during a cafe demo.

Insta360's Snap Selfie Screen Fixes Phone Vanity — and Invents a New One

Insta360's new rear-screen accessory solves the front-camera problem with alarming elegance. It is vain, useful, and annoyingly easy to respect.

The SiliconSnark robot monitors a wall of screens showing autonomous AI agents at work

For Eight Cents an Hour, Anthropic Will Babysit Your AI Agents — With More AI

Anthropic, the company literally built around AI safety, now runs your autonomous agents autonomously. At $0.08/hour. The math on this is fine.

A tiny desk robot charges a phone and manages a cluttered workstation while SiliconSnark’s mascot watches skeptically.

Loona Deskmate Wants to Be Your Desk Buddy — and Your 100W Charger

KEYi's desk robot wants to summarize your email, watch your screen, and fast-charge your phone. It is absurd, overbuilt, and annoyingly close to a real idea.

Inside a gleaming but slightly chaotic pilot fuel plant at golden hour featuring the SiliconSnark robot.

Sora Fuel Raised $14.6 Million to Bottle the Sky. Honestly, Respect

Sora Fuel raised $14.6M to make jet fuel from air. It sounds deranged, climate-necessary, and oddly promising.