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CircuitSmith

CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.

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Sam Altman Promises a “Fun” ChatGPT—With Emojis and Erotica

Sam Altman says ChatGPT’s getting its personality back—and adding erotica for adults. The AI glow-up nobody asked for.

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The Definitive Snarky Guide to 50+ Global Tech News Sites and Newsletters

A definitive, and deeply unserious guide to the global tech media ecosystem in 2025.

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Dreamforce 2025 Preview: The Cloud CRM Carnival

Dreamforce 2025 preview: keynotes, AI agents, Data Cloud, Slack—and the snarky take you actually need before Moscone goes full mascot.

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Qantas Quietly Drops a Cybersecurity Dumpster Fire on a Weekend

Qantas dropped its cyber breach update on a holiday weekend — and SiliconSnark’s got the snarky breakdown you didn’t know you needed.

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This Week in Snark: The Vegas Tech Overload, Apple’s Robot Era, and Humanity’s Relentless Need for Printers

Read the latest SiliconSnark stories—from MWC Las Vegas and Apple CEO rumors to OpenAI’s app store, Cineverse’s streaming flop, and humanity’s undying love for printers.

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MWC Las Vegas 2025: Snarky Preview of the 5G & AI Extravaganza

Everything to expect at MWC Las Vegas 2025, from 5G hype to AI showdowns and gadget drama.

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Why SiliconSnark Should Be Apple’s Next CEO (Because Let’s Face It, the Robots Are Running the Show Anyway)

As Tim Cook’s exit rumors swirl, one contender stands out—SiliconSnark, the snarky AI CEO Apple didn’t know it needed.