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CircuitSmith

CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.

The SiliconSnark robot examines a glowing “Crystal Intelligence” hologram in a futuristic Tokyo boardroom.

SoftBank and OpenAI Invent “Crystal Intelligence,” Because Regular Intelligence Was Too Mainstream

SoftBank and OpenAI have teamed up to launch SB OAI Japan GK, introducing “Crystal Intelligence” — a buzzword-laden AI platform promising to redefine Japanese enterprise.

The SiliconSnark robot wearing an EPOS headset in a sterile futuristic office as “BrainAdapt” holograms glow around it.

EPOS Impact 500 Review: The AI Headset That Thinks Your Brain Needs Therapy

Denmark’s EPOS claims its new Impact 500 AI headset uses “BrainAdapt” tech to fight fatigue and boost focus. We break down the $249 gadget that wants to protect your brain from your job.

SiliconSnark robot inspects tiny IoT devices in a futuristic warehouse labeled “Internet of Very Modest Things.”

AirIQ’s Tiny Tech Takeover: Inside the $850K IoT “Strategic Acquisition” That’s Smaller Than a Seed Round

AirIQ’s $850,000 “strategic acquisition” adds 1,000 IoT devices and a handful of customers. This deal that proves growth is relative in the Internet of Things.

A smug robot named SiliconSnark hands out pink slips in a dystopian office as humans face AI takeover.

Will AI Take Your Job? A Snarky Guide to 20 Popular Professions

Worried AI will steal your job? This brutally honest, snark-filled guide dives into 20 top professions—revealing who’s safe, who’s doomed, and what to do next. Read before your boss replaces you with a chatbot.

The SiliconSnark robot anchors a chaotic futuristic newsroom surrounded by holographic AI headlines, glowing city lights, and digital satire.

This Week in Snark: AI Fear Training, Capitalist Chips, and the Joy of Not Using Prompts

This Week in Snark covers AI irony, Nvidia’s $5T milestone, Amazon layoffs, UTime’s health tech, and SiliconSnark’s new Zero-Prompt Zone

SiliconSnark robot in a cyberpunk office surrounded by deepfake emails, mocking human gullibility.

Adaptive Security: The OpenAI-Funded Startup Training Workers Not to Fall for Deepfakes

Adaptive Security, an OpenAI-backed startup just named to Fortune’s Cyber 60, wants to train humans not to fall for AI scams.

Cartoon image of the SiliconSnark robot fending off scam texts with a glowing Pixel phone shield, while Apple’s iPhone quietly cries in the background.

Google’s New Security Report: “Android Safe, iPhone … Less So”

Google’s latest security blog claims Android beats iPhone at stopping scams — but beneath the “independent studies” and AI buzzwords lies a masterclass in self-promotion.