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SiliconSnark 2025 Wrapped: How a Snarky Tech News Site Accidentally Won the Internet

SiliconSnark Wrapped recaps an unhinged first year of covering tech news: 400 articles, 10,000 users, viral shorts, organic backlinks, and a meme coin.

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Meta Bought an AI Agent. Dot Ai and Wiliot Are Solving Real Industrial IoT Problems

Meta’s Manus grabbed headlines. Dot Ai and Wiliot are solving harder problems: industrial IoT, asset intelligence, and real supply-chain visibility.

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Guides

Guide to the 10 Places Tech Billionaires Living in California Should Move

From Massachusetts to Singapore, these are the 10 places tech billionaires want to move as California flirts with taxing extreme wealth.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Nvidia Deals, 6–7M Startups, and Tech That Worked on Christmas

A snarky recap of Nvidia drama, 6–7M startups, Christmas launches, CES previews, and why tech never logs off.

Satire

The Letter Groq Should Have Sent to the Employees Left Behind After the Nvidia Deal

Groq’s Nvidia deal made headlines—but many employees were left behind. A snarky imagined letter explains how modern “exits” really work.

A small SiliconSnark robot checks “6–7” vibes as startups line up outside the $6–7 Million Startup Club.

Deals

The $6–7 Million Startup Club: Every U.S. Startup That Raised Between $6–7M in 2025

A snarky deep dive into every U.S. startup that raised $6–7 million in 2025, inspired by the viral 6–7 meme and tech’s most honest funding tier.

SiliconSnark robot in a Santa hat angrily working on a long tech press release early on Christmas morning.

This AI Startup’s Big Christmas Gift Was Making Someone Work

SiliconSnark roasts an AI startup for publishing a tech press release on Christmas Day and making someone work for it.

Launch

AST SpaceMobile Launches BlueBird 6 on Christmas Eve, the Largest Satellite Ever Built for Smartphones

AST SpaceMobile’s BlueBird 6 spans 2,400 square feet and aims to bring real cellular broadband from space. Big satellite, big claims, big implications.

Illustration of Santa being tracked by radar and apps worldwide as the SiliconSnark robot watches the Christmas Eve chaos.

Guides

The Best Santa Tracker Apps of 2025, Ranked by Science, Snark, and Elves

Which Santa tracker app is best? We rank NORAD, Google, and more in this hilarious Christmas tech roundup.

SiliconSnark robot moderates a CES 2026 tech panel on AI, streaming, trust, and design at the Samsung booth in Las Vegas.

CES

Samsung’s CES 2026 Forums Preview the Future of AI, TV, and the Annual Trust Conversation

Samsung previews CES 2026 with panels on AI, smart homes, streaming TV, trust, and design—setting the tone before the show floor opens.

Illustration of multiple SiliconSnark robots with pixelated sunglasses joking about AI valuations, social media, CES buzzwords, crypto, and tech hype in a futuristic newsroom.