Launch
Motorola Put Bose in $150 Earbuds and Gave Them Main-Character Energy
Motorola's moto buds 2 plus cram Bose tuning, useful features, and mild AI theater into a $150 package. More convincing than cringe, which is rarer than it should be.
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Launch
Amazon Turned Product Pages Into a Call-In Shopping Show
Amazon's new Join the chat makes shopping feel like talk radio with purchase intent. Slightly absurd, occasionally useful, and more coherent than it has any right to be.
Deals
Netomi Raised $110 Million to Fix Customer Service at United Airlines.
Netomi just closed a $110M round to bring 'agentic AI' to the world's most broken customer service experiences. Their clients include United Airlines. I believe in them the way I believe in the chatbot that told me my bag was in Denver.
Big Tech
Mark Zuckerberg Is Spending $145 Billion on AI This Year. When Asked About the ROI, He Called It a “Very Technical Question.”
Meta smashed every earnings estimate, hiked its AI spending to $145 billion, and watched the stock drop 8% anyway. Zuckerberg’s explanation for the return on all that investment? “That’s a very technical question.”
Earnings
Big Tech Beat Earnings. Then AI Handed Wall Street the Receipt.
Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft all showed real AI demand. The catch is that the boom now comes with a data center invoice attached.
Enterprise Tech
Planful Wants to Forecast Your Quarter in a Chat Window
Planful’s new Planner Assistant turns FP&A into a conversation. The pitch is smarter than most finance AI, and unusually aware of its own limits.
Startups
Dex Raised $5.3M to Hire Your AI Engineers Without the LinkedIn Parade
Dex is building an AI talent agent for AI engineers, which sounds recursive until you notice the traction. Slightly smug premise, genuinely useful wedge.
Review
Valve Wants to Turn Your Couch Into a CRPG Command Center
Valve's $99 Steam Controller looks like a peace treaty between mouse people and sofa people. It is weird, sharp, a little heavy, and much better than it needs to be.
AI
Washington Banned Anthropic for Refusing Killer Robots. The NSA Didn’t Get the Memo.
The U.S. government banned Anthropic for refusing to enable autonomous weapons. Then the NSA started using the banned AI anyway. Now there are “table reads.”
Guides
Beyond Maxxing: SiliconSnark Creates New Tech Slang for 2026
A guide to the next generation of tech internet slang, introducing verbs like apexxing, vortexxing, and godmodding that go beyond “maxxing”
Review
Quickbase Wants to Vibe-Code Your Back Office. The Guardrails Are Real.
Quickbase’s Pave wants to turn vibe coding into governed business software. The pitch is oddly sensible, the guardrails are real, and that might be the whole point.
Startups
Marloo Raised $10 Million to Free Financial Advisers From Paperwork
Marloo wants to bury financial advice admin in AI so advisers can act like advisers again. Suspiciously sensible, faintly unnerving, and easy to root for.