NVIDIA Named Its Quantum AI ‘Ising’—The Icing on a Hype Cake 40 Years in the Making
NVIDIA just made AI the operating system of quantum computers. Quantum computers, still not useful, had no comment.
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Anthropic Made an AI So Dangerous It Can’t Be Released. The British Have Scheduled a Meeting. In a Fortnight.
Anthropic built a hacking AI that terrifies governments on two continents. The UK’s response: urgent discussions, in the next fortnight.
For Eight Cents an Hour, Anthropic Will Babysit Your AI Agents — With More AI
Anthropic, the company literally built around AI safety, now runs your autonomous agents autonomously. At $0.08/hour. The math on this is fine.
Goodbye, Llama. Hello, Muse Spark — Meta's $14 Billion Bet on an AI That Contemplates
Mark Zuckerberg spent years insisting open-source AI was the future. Then he spent $14 billion on the opposite — and named it Muse Spark Contemplating.
OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google Just Formed an Alliance — The Enemy Learned Everything From Them
Three companies that built empires on other people’s data just united against someone using theirs.
Anthropic Gave Claude Access to Your Entire Microsoft Life. Claude Spent Monday Morning Offline.
Anthropic opened up Claude’s Microsoft 365 integration to everyone today — your inbox, Teams, OneDrive, calendar. Then Claude went offline for two hours. Presumably to reflect on what it had just agreed to.
Sam Altman Bought His Favorite Tech Show. The Editorial Independence Is Definitely Going to Be Fine.
OpenAI just acquired TBPN — Sam Altman's admitted fave — and pinky-promised independence. The show now reports to a lobbyist.