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This Week in Snark: Apple Overprices, Salesforce Overreaches, and Qantas Overshares

Your weekly fix of snarky tech commentary, including Apple’s Vision Pro disaster, Salesforce’s ICE-hana pivot, and predictions for 2026. Only the best—because the future of tech deserves to be roasted.

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Salesforce’s New Vision: Turning “Ohana” Into “ICE-hana”

Salesforce’s Marc Benioff has gone from progressive icon to Trump ally, pitching AI tools to ICE to help triple its workforce. Here’s how “Ohana culture” turned into “ICE-as-a-Service.”

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Ring + Flock Safety’s “Community Requests”: Neighborhood Watch, Now With an Upload Button

Ring and Flock Safety link Community Requests to FlockOS/Nova, streamlining voluntary, audited footage sharing from doorbells to detectives.

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Tech Predictions 2026: 10 Trends That’ll Shape (and Maybe Break) the Future

Discover the snarky, research-packed guide to 2026 tech trends—AI agents, AR glasses, brain chips, robots, and quantum leaps—explained with humor and insight.

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Apple Vision Pro (M5 Edition): The $3,499 Headset Even Apple Fanboys Can’t Defend

Apple unveiled the Vision Pro with an M5 chip, a “Dual Knit Band,” and a $3,499 price tag. Even diehard Apple fans are asking: who is this really for?

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S&P Global Buys “With Intelligence” for $1.8 Billion, Proving You Can Literally Buy Smarts Now

S&P Global is buying “With Intelligence” for $1.8 billion, expanding its empire into private markets data—and proving you can literally buy intelligence now.

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Hisong AirStudio S1: The Pocket Studio That Finally Declutters Your Creative Chaos

Hisong’s AirStudio S1 packs a mic, monitors, and audio interface into a 120g capsule. A snarky look at the portable studio that might actually make your mobile recordings sound good.