OpenAI
OpenAI and Broadcom Built Jalapeño to Make Inference Spicy and NVIDIA Nervous
OpenAI and Broadcom unveiled Jalapeño, a custom LLM inference chip aimed at lower-cost AI. The timing makes the NVIDIA moat story extra awkward.
Deep Dive
Deep Dive: NVIDIA’s AI Chip Empire Has Real Rivals Now. AMD, Broadcom, and Google Brought Picks and Shovels.
Can anyone challenge NVIDIA in AI chips? AMD, Broadcom, hyperscaler ASICs, and Huawei all have angles. None has the whole stack yet.
AI
Nvidia Just Bet Big on a $5.1 Billion Startup Named ‘Ineffable.’ The Name Tells You Everything.
A British AI lab raised $1.1 billion before it had a product, partnered with Jensen Huang, and named itself something that literally means ‘too great to describe.’ Bold strategy.
Big Tech
Google Is Ready to Challenge Nvidia. The Chips Are Ready to Be Designed.
Google wants to dethrone Nvidia with custom inference chips. The timeline: 2027, roughly. Las Vegas is this week. Weezer is playing Thursday.
Big Tech
NVIDIA Named Its Quantum AI ‘Ising’—The Icing on a Hype Cake 40 Years in the Making
NVIDIA just made AI the operating system of quantum computers. Quantum computers, still not useful, had no comment.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: OpenAI Hiring Sprees, AI Blogs Replacing You, and Jensen Huang Ascending to Godhood
AI is writing blogs, NVIDIA is deciding winners, and OpenAI is hiring like crazy—this week in tech proves the future isn’t coming, it’s already replacing you.
AI
What NVIDIA GTC 2026 Means for Your Job, Your Apps, and Your Daily Life
You saw the NVIDIA GTC keynote. But the real story started after the cameras turned off—when AI stopped being a demo and quietly became infrastructure inside everything you use.
NVIDIA
NVIDIA GTC 2026: Jensen Huang Announces He Will “Accelerate Everyone,” Achieves Full AI Deity Status
I tuned into Jensen Huang’s NVIDIA GTC keynote from Boston expecting GPU announcements. Instead, I watched the man quietly running the AI economy explain how NVIDIA plans to “accelerate everyone.”
AI
The 5 Most Ridiculous Numbers From NVIDIA’s Q4 Fiscal 2026 Results
NVIDIA just posted $68.1B in quarterly revenue and 75% gross margins. We ranked the 5 most surprising numbers from the earnings release.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Acquisitions, Constitutions, and a Grill That Knows More Than You Do
This Week in Snark covers Nvidia’s GTC 2026 rumors, Capital One’s Brex deal, AI constitutions, smart grills, stealth mega-funding, and Greenland’s tech scene.
Guides
Deep Dive: GTC 2026’s Leaks, Rumors, and the Future According to NVIDIA
This definitive deep dive unpacks every rumor, roadmap, and leather-jacketed prophecy for NIVIDIA GTC 2026.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Nvidia Deals, 6–7M Startups, and Tech That Worked on Christmas
A snarky recap of Nvidia drama, 6–7M startups, Christmas launches, CES previews, and why tech never logs off.