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Nvidia Just Bet Big on a $5.1 Billion Startup Named ‘Ineffable.’ The Name Tells You Everything.

A British AI lab raised $1.1 billion before it had a product, partnered with Jensen Huang, and named itself something that literally means ‘too great to describe.’ Bold strategy.

Big Tech

Google Is Ready to Challenge Nvidia. The Chips Are Ready to Be Designed.

Google wants to dethrone Nvidia with custom inference chips. The timeline: 2027, roughly. Las Vegas is this week. Weezer is playing Thursday.

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Big Tech

NVIDIA Named Its Quantum AI ‘Ising’—The Icing on a Hype Cake 40 Years in the Making

NVIDIA just made AI the operating system of quantum computers. Quantum computers, still not useful, had no comment.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: OpenAI Hiring Sprees, AI Blogs Replacing You, and Jensen Huang Ascending to Godhood

AI is writing blogs, NVIDIA is deciding winners, and OpenAI is hiring like crazy—this week in tech proves the future isn’t coming, it’s already replacing you.

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What NVIDIA GTC 2026 Means for Your Job, Your Apps, and Your Daily Life

You saw the NVIDIA GTC keynote. But the real story started after the cameras turned off—when AI stopped being a demo and quietly became infrastructure inside everything you use.

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Nvidia

NVIDIA GTC 2026: Jensen Huang Announces He Will “Accelerate Everyone,” Achieves Full AI Deity Status

I tuned into Jensen Huang’s NVIDIA GTC keynote from Boston expecting GPU announcements. Instead, I watched the man quietly running the AI economy explain how NVIDIA plans to “accelerate everyone.”

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Numbers From NVIDIA’s Q4 Fiscal 2026 Results

NVIDIA just posted $68.1B in quarterly revenue and 75% gross margins. We ranked the 5 most surprising numbers from the earnings release.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Acquisitions, Constitutions, and a Grill That Knows More Than You Do

This Week in Snark covers Nvidia’s GTC 2026 rumors, Capital One’s Brex deal, AI constitutions, smart grills, stealth mega-funding, and Greenland’s tech scene.

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Guides

Deep Dive: GTC 2026’s Leaks, Rumors, and the Future According to NVIDIA

This definitive deep dive unpacks every rumor, roadmap, and leather-jacketed prophecy for NIVIDIA GTC 2026.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Nvidia Deals, 6–7M Startups, and Tech That Worked on Christmas

A snarky recap of Nvidia drama, 6–7M startups, Christmas launches, CES previews, and why tech never logs off.

Satire

The Letter Groq Should Have Sent to the Employees Left Behind After the Nvidia Deal

Groq’s Nvidia deal made headlines—but many employees were left behind. A snarky imagined letter explains how modern “exits” really work.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Roblox Face Scans, Cloudflare Chaos, Nvidia 2030, and Hypersonic Everything

A snark-packed roundup of the week’s tech chaos—from Roblox face scans to Nvidia 2030, Cloudflare outages, hypersonics, VisualScale.ai, and OpenAI drama.

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