Meta
Meta Connect 2026 Unveils AI Glasses for Every Remaining Boundary in Your Life
Meta Connect 2026 brings Muse upgrades, Ray-Ban Meta Audio, Gen 3 glasses, hologram calls and $1,299.99 VR glasses. Your face has entered the sales funnel.
AI
Meta Launches Muse AI to Run Your Life. It Comes With a Parole Officer.
Meta launches Muse, a personal AI agent with a built-in Sentinel and bigger privacy promises coming later. Your digital butler arrives with supervision.
Guides
The Definitive 2026 Guide to GPTs, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and Friends
A September 2026 field guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, Kimi, Qwen, Meta AI, Mistral, open weights, coding agents, and AI companions.
Big Tech
Mark Zuckerberg Says Apple Stopped Innovating. The Metaverse Has Notes.
Mark Zuckerberg says Apple stopped innovating. Meta’s $83.6 billion Reality Labs loss total and 47.5% creator cut make the critique spectacularly awkward.
Satire
SiliconSnark AI Manifesto: Superintelligence for Everyone, Because Regular Intelligence Clearly Isn’t Working
The SiliconSnark AI Manifesto answers Zuckerberg with universal superintelligence, printer tribunals, safety geese, and several necessary lasers.
AI
Meta Turned Rural Louisiana Into a $50 Billion AI Extension Cord
Meta expanded its Louisiana AI data center to 5 gigawatts and more than $50 billion. The scale is real, the local upside is real, and the utility politics are just warming up.
AI
Meta Muse Spark 1.1 Turns the Llama Shop Into a Toll Booth
Meta launched Muse Spark 1.1 and a public Model API preview, taking its AI strategy from open-model halo to paid agentic infrastructure.
AI
Meta Turns Brain Waves Into Text. The Helmet Still Deserves Top Billing.
Meta’s Brain2Qwerty decodes typed sentences from noninvasive brain signals. The science is real, the patient upside is real, and the helmet is not exactly AirPods.
Consumer Tech
Meta Glasses Dropped Ray-Ban and Put Kylie Jenner on the Camera Problem
Meta launched $299 Meta Glasses with Kylie Jenner, Muse Spark AI, and no Ray-Ban badge. The hardware is clever. The trust problem is not.
Satire
Open Letter: Mark Zuckerberg, Please Stop Managing Engineers Like AI Livestock
An open letter to Mark Zuckerberg on Meta engineering morale, AI reassignments, employee monitoring, layoffs, and how not to turn talent into revolt.
Big Tech
Mark Zuckerberg Is Spending $145 Billion on AI This Year. When Asked About the ROI, He Called It a “Very Technical Question.”
Meta smashed every earnings estimate, hiked its AI spending to $145 billion, and watched the stock drop 8% anyway. Zuckerberg’s explanation for the return on all that investment? “That’s a very technical question.”
Big Tech
Goodbye, Llama. Hello, Muse Spark — Meta's $14 Billion Bet on an AI That Contemplates
Mark Zuckerberg spent years insisting open-source AI was the future. Then he spent $14 billion on the opposite — and named it Muse Spark Contemplating.