Satire
Open Letter: Mark Zuckerberg, Please Stop Managing Engineers Like AI Livestock
An open letter to Mark Zuckerberg on Meta engineering morale, AI reassignments, employee monitoring, layoffs, and how not to turn talent into revolt.
Guides
The Definitive 2026 Guide to GPTs, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and Friends
A June 2026 field guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, Meta AI, Mistral, Cohere, Qwen, Perplexity, companions, and agentic AI.
Big Tech
Mark Zuckerberg Is Spending $145 Billion on AI This Year. When Asked About the ROI, He Called It a “Very Technical Question.”
Meta smashed every earnings estimate, hiked its AI spending to $145 billion, and watched the stock drop 8% anyway. Zuckerberg’s explanation for the return on all that investment? “That’s a very technical question.”
Big Tech
Goodbye, Llama. Hello, Muse Spark — Meta's $14 Billion Bet on an AI That Contemplates
Mark Zuckerberg spent years insisting open-source AI was the future. Then he spent $14 billion on the opposite — and named it Muse Spark Contemplating.
Satire
Goodbye, Horizon Worlds
Meta is shutting down Horizon Worlds—and I logged in one last time. This is the story of being the final user in a metaverse that was supposed to replace reality.
Deals
Meta Acquires Moltbook: Did Mark Zuckerberg Just Buy a Startup for the Publicity?
Meta’s acquisition of Moltbook is making headlines—but the biggest question might be whether the startup was bought for its product or for the story the deal tells.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress
This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.
Guides
The Rise and Fall of Reality Labs: How Meta Spent Billions to Invent a Metaverse Nobody Wanted
Meta bet tens of billions on the metaverse through Reality Labs. This is the snarky deep dive into how it rose, stalled, and quietly pivoted to AI.
AI
10 Pieces of Tech I’m Deeply Thankful for in 2025 (Because They Keep the Joke Pipeline Flowing at Hyperscale)
A snarky, sarcastic, SEO-optimized Thanksgiving 2025 list roasting 10 pieces of tech we’re “thankful” for because they provide endless content, endless chaos, and endless jokes.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: When Clouds Buy Furniture, Browsers Gain Brains, and Meta Builds a Home for Your Future AI Boss
This Week in Snark dives into the absurdity of modern tech — from AI browsers and data centers for robots to clouds that buy furniture and PowerPoints predicting humanity’s unemployment.
Deals
Meta’s $27 Billion Hyperion Data Center: The Newest Home for Your AI Overlords
Meta partners with Blue Owl Capital on a $27 billion data center “campus” to fuel its AI ambitions — and probably train your digital clone.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Glasses That Read Your Muscles, Bananas That Aren’t Bananas, and the Death of the Office Door
A snark-filled weekly roundup skewering AI gadgets, corporate acquisitions, and tech cult trends—from muscle-reading glasses to Google’s Nano Banana craze.