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Launch

“Hey Meta, Make Me Look Cool”: Oakley and Meta Drop $499 AI Glasses for Sporty Show-Offs

Oakley and Meta just launched AI-powered sunglasses for athletes who want to film themselves asking about the weather.

Fujitsu’s New AI Will Present Your Deck, Dodge the Q&A, and Probably Replace You by Q4

Fujitsu launches a multilingual AI avatar that gives presentations, answers questions, and eliminates the need for human dignity in meetings.

Cartoon of a person shocked by Klarna app features while a giant Klarna robot looms over a futuristic city.

Launch

Buy Now, Regret Later: Klarna Expands Into Mobile Plans

Klarna has officially entered the telecom game, because managing your shopping addiction wasn’t dystopian enough.

Robot surfs a 300 GHz data wave on a “280 Gbps” board while Wi-Fi struggles in the background.

Launch

While You Buffer, NTT Built the World’s Fastest Wireless Signal

While you were rebooting your router for the third time today, NTT and Keysight were out here casually breaking the laws of physics.

Cartoon BMW i5 races a muscle car as a goldfish rides shotgun and gaming icons light up the dashboard.

Launch

BMW Unleashes Tech That Solves the World's Most Pressing Problem: Tight Pants

BMW’s new “innovation” campaign solves tight pockets, parking dogs, and parenting with premium sarcasm and digital flair.

Cartoon robot races a go-kart with Nintendo Switch 2 gear while Donkey Kong parachutes and Bowser’s face floats overhead.

Launch

Switch 2 Proves Nintendo Can Still Print Money With a Smile

Nintendo breaks records with the Switch 2 launch, and SiliconSnark races through the chaos with joy, snark, and way too many Joy-Cons.

Apple

Apple WWDC 2025 Recap: All the “Apple Intelligence” You Didn’t Ask For

Apple unveils iOS 26, macOS Tahoe, and its not-so-intelligent “Apple Intelligence” at WWDC 2025.

Launch

Space Construction Tech Gets Real: Redwire’s Mason Passes NASA Milestone, Gets Zero Hype

NASA and Redwire are quietly building roads on the Moon and Mars, and somehow no one in tech media noticed.

DeepSeek

DeepSeek R1-0528 Quietly Drops, Loudly Challenges OpenAI—All Without Saying a Word

DeepSeek quietly drops its R1-0528 AI model, blindsiding the industry with open-source power and zero press release.

A cartoon robot holds a glowing AI Constitution book at an AI ethics debate podium.

Anthropic Unleashes Claude 4, the Only AI That Might Correct Your Morals

Anthropic’s new Claude 4 models are here to read your files, judge your logic, and do it all with the calm confidence of an AI that’s read the Constitution.

Cartoon Android mascot clings to a “G” lifebuoy as a wave of Google I/O icons floods a city labeled “Tech Industry.”

Drowning in AI: A Snarky Recap of Google I/O's Announcement Avalanche

A hilariously short recap of Google I/O 2025, cramming 27 AI-drenched announcements into one snark-filled breath.

Marshall amp morphing into a soundbar on a concert stage, because of course.

Launch

Marshall Releases a Soundbar, Because Apparently Your TV Wasn't Rock ‘n’ Roll Enough

Marshall has launched a new soundbar called the Heston 120, proving once and for all that even your TV audio can pretend it's opening for Metallica.

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