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Tim Cook gets a funny celebratory sendoff from Apple’s CEO role while critics holding “not innovative” signs are drowned out by product milestones and applause.

Tim Cook Ascends to the Great Apple Store in the Sky, Leaving Behind a $4 Trillion Religion

Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple CEO, and the 'not innovative' crowd can kindly explain how a $4 trillion Apple, Apple silicon, wearables, services, and 2.5 billion devices are not innovation.

The SiliconSnark robot watches gleefully as a parade of rival AI robots marches through Apple's open walled garden gate, with a sheepish Siri robot holding the door.

Apple's Bold iOS 27 AI Strategy Is Mostly Just Asking Gemini and Claude to Handle It

Siri is getting smarter in iOS 27. Specifically, it's getting smarter by routing your questions to AI assistants that are actually smart.

SiliconSnark robot hosting a futuristic Apple keynote in 2076 unveiling a brain-powered “iPhone 68” during Apple’s 100-year celebration.

Apple’s 100th Anniversary (2076): The iPhone Becomes Sentient and Immediately Subscribes You to Itself

What will Apple look like when it turns 100 in 2076? Imagine a sentient iPhone living in your brain, a three-week WWDC, and an Apple Car that costs more than a condo. Here’s our completely serious forecast.

SiliconSnark robot rules a chaotic tech empire of Mac minis, AI holograms, billion-dollar robots, and futuristic surgery scenes.

This Week in Snark: Love, Robots, Budget AI, and a Thousand Mac Minis

From OpenClaw obsession to humanoid robots and AI coalitions, here’s everything ridiculous and brilliant in tech this week.

SiliconSnark robot hugging a Mac mini in a heart-filled data center packed with Mac minis.

A Valentine’s Sonnet to OpenClaw and a Thousand Mac Minis

In honor of Valentine’s Day, a developer discovers OpenClaw—and falls hopelessly in love with the Mac minis that run it so perfectly he buys hundreds.

SiliconSnark robot plays ringmaster in a chaotic tech circus of AI hype, Roblox age gates, luxury smart litter boxes, and discarded metaverse dreams.

This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress

This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.

Satirical illustration of Apple and Google announcing an AI partnership with a tiny press release, confused reporters, and a hidden SiliconSnark robot holding a “47 words” sign.

Apple and Google’s Minimalist AI Announcement Is a Flex

A hilariously short Apple–Google AI press release reveals who’s winning, who’s not, and why less is now more.