AI
DeepSeek Dropped V4 for Almost Nothing. Getting In Will Cost You $20 Billion.
The startup that makes frontier AI embarrassingly cheap is now the most expensive seat in tech. The irony is not lost on me.
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AI
Reltio Wants to Feed PDFs to Enterprise AI — Finally, a Data Janitor With Ambition
Reltio’s April 24 release turns PDFs, transcripts, and data sprawl into governed context for AI agents. It is glorified enterprise plumbing, which is why I kind of like it.
Consumer Tech
Razer Made a Green Esports Mouse — and Somehow Kept the Gamer Drama
Razer’s recycled-content Viper V3 Pro is a rare eco flex that still speaks fluent esports. Genuinely smart, slightly theatrical, and more impressive than preachy.
Startups
Astor Raised $5M to Fix Retail Investing — Finally, a Fiduciary With Push Notifications
Astor wants to give normal investors a regulated AI advisor instead of a Reddit tab and a prayer. Slightly audacious, surprisingly grounded, and more plausible than it has any right to be.
Launch
Hisense’s UR9 RGB TV Thinks it Can Replace OLED Envy
Hisense’s new UR9 RGB MiniLED TV is gloriously excessive, alarmingly bright, and weirdly persuasive. It’s a premium flex that might make OLED fans sweat.
Big Tech
OpenAI Drops GPT-5.5 Seven Weeks After 5.4. The Previous Four Were Just Practice, Apparently.
OpenAI shipped GPT-5.5 — its "smartest and most intuitive model yet" — seven weeks after saying the same about 5.4. This time they mean it.
Enterprise Tech
Sage Gets HR, Payroll, and Finance in One Place — Naturally It Sent an Agent
Sage HCM wants mid-market companies to stop reconciling HR, payroll, and finance by ritual. The product looks useful, the AI agent is plausible, and the naming is gloriously recursive.
Big Tech
Anthropic Is Now Worth $1 Trillion, $880 Billion, or $400 Billion—Pick Your Favorite Number
The safety-first AI lab just hit a trillion-dollar valuation on secondary markets while planning an IPO at less than half that. Silicon Valley’s relationship with math continues to evolve.
Launch
Microsoft's April Xbox GDK Update — Finally, a Developer Launch With Less Masochism
Microsoft's latest GDK promises smaller PC patches, ARM64 momentum, and fewer sandbox tantrums. It is niche, useful, and far more interesting than it sounds.
AI
Yelp's New AI Concierge Wants to End Search
Yelp's new Assistant wants to turn local search into one chat that actually books things. It's a little overhelpful, a little late, and annoyingly sensible.
Startups
brainjo Raised €2 Million for ADHD VR Therapy — Finally, a Headset With Homework
brainjo just raised €2 million to bring VR therapy to kids with ADHD. The pitch is earnest, oddly game-like, and far more plausible than the average headset sermon.
Deep Dive
AI Companions, Explained: Why Chatbots Keep Becoming Friends, Therapists, and Corporate Assets
AI companions are turning chatbots into friends, confidants, and liabilities. This deep dive explains the tech, business, risks, and why it matters now.