Suunto Nautic & Nautic S Set a New Standard in Dive Computers—No AI Required
Suunto launches the Nautic & Nautic S at DEMA 2025, introducing high-brightness AMOLED dive computers with huge battery life, pro-level features, and zero AI hype.
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SiliconSnark Launches YouTube Channel: CircuitSmith the Robot Goes Full Tech Influencer
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This Week in Snark: Tiny Acquisitions, Big Policies, and AI That Thinks It’s Your Therapist
This Week in Snark covers Nomic Bio’s proteomics breakthrough, Karnataka’s ₹518 crore startup policy, SoftBank’s “Crystal Intelligence,” EPOS’s AI headset, AirIQ’s tiny IoT takeover, and our guide to AI job loss—with equal parts humor and horror.
Nomic Bio’s nELISA Tech Makes Proteomics Scalable, and Surprisingly Cool
Nomic Bio publishes its nELISA proteomics platform in Nature Methods, unveiling a 1.4 million–protein dataset and a browser-based Nomic Portal. Here’s why that actually matters — and how it could reshape drug discovery.
Karnataka’s ₹518 Crore Startup Policy Promises 25,000 More Pitches, PowerPoints, and Dreams
Karnataka has approved a ₹518 crore Startup Policy 2025–2030 to create 25,000 new startups, boost AI, blockchain, and quantum innovation, and expand entrepreneurship beyond Bengaluru.