AI
Etched Built a $10.3 Billion Inference Machine. The Cooling Bill Is Also a Feature.
Etched raised $300 million at a $10.3 billion valuation to build rack-scale AI inference systems. The chip is serious; the cooling bill is too.
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AI
Etched raised $300 million at a $10.3 billion valuation to build rack-scale AI inference systems. The chip is serious; the cooling bill is too.
Fintech
Ripple Mint adds APIs, webhooks, and multichain controls for RLUSD, turning stablecoin operations into institutional payment infrastructure with receipts.
Startups
Sofab Inks raised $6 million to replace a fragile solar-cell layer. The materials bet is niche, practical, and exactly the kind of weirdness clean energy needs.
Review
Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold8 makes foldables wider and lighter, then charges $1,899.99 for the privilege of carrying a tiny tablet.
Startups
Sila raised $300 million to scale U.S. silicon-carbon anodes for EVs, AI, defense, and more. Serious technology, enormous factory, no tiny ambition.
AI
Google’s ATLAS report analyzed 15 million AI interactions and found broad but shallow workplace use. The robot is assisting, not replacing—so far.
AI
Samsung’s Galaxy Watch9 and Ultra2 turn biometric data into AI health advice while Gemini spreads across the Galaxy ecosystem. Smart, useful, and medically loaded.
Funding
CuspAI raised $450 million to use AI for new materials. The bet is serious, the foundry is enormous, and chemistry still refuses to ship on Tuesday.
Boston Tech
Mass General won up to $25.8 million from ARPA-H to build a reusable gene-editing platform for rare vascular diseases in Boston and beyond for patients.
Fintech
The Senate’s revised CLARITY Act adds crypto ethics rules and stablecoin oversight, but its August deadline may be harder than the blockchain.
Boston Tech
Boston cybersecurity startup Neo raised $100 million to secure AI agents with endpoint controls, software inventory, and real-time policy enforcement.
Consumer Tech
Garmin’s CIRQA fitness band removes the screen, keeps the health tracking, and mostly fixes the wearable subscription problem.