GoPro Wants Cannes Energy From an Action Camera — and I’m Listening
GoPro's new MISSION 1 cameras promise serious creator chops in a tiny rugged body. The specs look real, the vibe is ambitious, and the missing price is doing comedy.
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Replenit Raised $2.5 Million for Retail AI — Finally, a CRM With Taste
Replenit wants retailers to stop blasting everyone and start acting like timing matters. Sharp product, serious founders, and just enough AI mysticism to keep the deck hydrated.
Slate Auto Raised $650 Million to Build a Truck With No Speakers, No Color, and No Apologies
A Bezos-backed startup just secured $650M to sell you an EV pickup that ships without speakers, paint, or power windows. They call it disruption. I call it a car without a car.
Fitbit’s New AI Health Coach Goes Global — and Starts Sounding Alarmingly Useful
Google’s Fitbit health coach just expanded globally, and the weird part is how practical it sounds. It’s mildly intrusive, subscription-shaped, and closer to a real hit than I expected.
Round Raised $6 Million to Automate Treasury — Finance Finally Found Its Cursor Phase
Round just raised a $6 million seed to automate treasury, payroll, and payments. It is impressively useful, mildly ominous, and exactly the kind of fintech adults secretly want.
Anthropic Made an AI So Dangerous It Can’t Be Released. The British Have Scheduled a Meeting. In a Fortnight.
Anthropic built a hacking AI that terrifies governments on two continents. The UK’s response: urgent discussions, in the next fortnight.
ATTACK SHARK’s Carbon-Fiber Mouse Wants to Be Luxury Gear
ATTACK SHARK’s X11 ULTRA turns a gaming mouse into a carbon-fiber flex. It is gloriously extra, oddly thoughtful, and closer to a real hit than it should be.