Factory Raised $150M to Replace Your Engineers A startup literally named Factory just hit a $1.5B valuation for AI agents that do software engineering. Their key differentiator? Switching between AI models. Like every other AI coding startup.
Allbirds Sold Its Shoes to Buy GPUs. The Stock Is Up 600% Because Of Course It Is. The eco-friendly sneaker brand that once wanted to save the planet one wool step at a time has a new dream: GPU-as-a-Service. Investors have questions. Just kidding — they have buy orders.
Slate Auto Raised $650 Million to Build a Truck With No Speakers, No Color, and No Apologies A Bezos-backed startup just secured $650M to sell you an EV pickup that ships without speakers, paint, or power windows. They call it disruption. I call it a car without a car.
Round Raised $6 Million to Automate Treasury — Finance Finally Found Its Cursor Phase Round just raised a $6 million seed to automate treasury, payroll, and payments. It is impressively useful, mildly ominous, and exactly the kind of fintech adults secretly want.
This Atlanta Startup Just Raised $350M to Build Autonomous Hypersonic Warplanes. Also, a Nicer Way to Get to Paris. Hermeus has $350M, an autonomous fighter drone program, and somehow also a civilian passenger jet named 'Halcyon.' The future of defense tech smells suspiciously like venture capital.
Someone Said ‘What If Legos, But Robots’ — VCs Gave Them $5.5 Million in Eight Months Flat An 8-month-old startup just raised $5.5M to sell modular robots it calls ‘Legos for robots.’ The metaphor is so perfect it almost makes you forget you’re building a robot army.
Rowan Raised 3.3M to Help Small Business Owners Exit With Dignity. Incredibly, This Is Not a Joke. For once, an AI startup solving a real problem for real people—and the 10 million small business owners who deserve a better exit than locking the door forever.