AI
Europe Opened a €10 Billion AI Gigafactory Tender. Good Luck With Electricity.
The EU opened a €10B tender for seven AI gigafactories. Sovereign compute is smart. The power bill, business case, and timeline are less certain.
Satire
LemonLime’s Founder Apologized. Now Tattoo the Logo Across Your Entire Back.
LemonLime founder Jordan Zietz apologized for the tattoo interview stunt. Accountability now demands one enormous, deeply regrettable logo.
AI
Stream Security Turns Your Cloud Inventory Into an AI Security Colleague. Please Supervise.
StreamForce gives security teams AI agents grounded in a live production model. Smart infrastructure, serious promise, and one very nervous SOC.
Funding
Groundcover Raised $100 Million to Put an AI Agent in the Incident Room
Groundcover raised $100M in Series C funding for AI-native observability. Smart infrastructure, serious ambition, and one very nervous on-call engineer.
AI
Listen to Tokenmaxxed, a Concept Album About the Rise and Fall of AI Tokenmaxxing
Tokenmaxxed is an electronic concept album about tokenmaxxing’s rise and fall, sung by an AI token moving between techno, disco, and obsolescence.
AI
Fujitsu Bets a Bank AI Factory Can Make Compliance Feel Less Haunted
Fujitsu is building a sovereign AI platform for banks, with Takane, agents, and governance. Smart plumbing, expensive ambition, March 2027.
Funding
Multiverse Computing Is Raising $570 Million to Make AI Smaller. The Data Center Still Wants a Flag.
Multiverse Computing is targeting $570 million to compress AI for edge devices and sovereign clouds. Smart infrastructure, enormous ambition, and a very large round.
AI
Enigma Raised $71 Million to Make Robot Control Feel Like a Volume Knob
Enigma raised $71 million to make robots easier to control, putting 100-plus AI machines online while the business case remains delightfully unresolved.
AI
NVIDIA Built an Open AI Security Alliance. The Bouncer Is Also Open Source.
NVIDIA’s Open Secure AI Alliance turns open AI security into enterprise infrastructure. The tools are promising. The committee meeting will be legendary.
Deep Dive
Deep Dive: Open-Weight AI, From Checkpoints to China
How open-weight AI evolved from academic checkpoints into today’s fight over competition, safety, China, distillation, and American power.
Boston Tech
Massachusetts Put AI Safety and Robotics Funding in the Same Very Long Homework Assignment
Massachusetts lawmakers passed a $575.4 million package pairing AI safety rules with robotics funding and research support. The hard part is implementation.
Startups
StrongestLayer Raised $4.1 Million to Teach Email Security Some Intent
StrongestLayer raised $4.1 million to build reasoning-based email security for AI-era phishing. The pitch is smart, expensive, and very inbox-shaped.