Claude’s Constitution, Explained Like You’re a Human (Not an AI Philosopher)
Claude now has a “constitution.” It’s thoughtful, ambitious, and extremely long. We rewrote it in plain English—with jokes, analogies, and snark.
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Humans&, Human-Centric AI, and the Art of Not Mentioning a $480M Seed Round
A human-centric AI startup raises $480M at a $4.48B valuation—then launches without saying so. Welcome to the mega-seed era.
This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress
This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.
AI Just Moved Into the Newsroom: Is This the End of Journalism or Its Only Hope?
News Corp is rolling out AI in its newsroom. Journalism might be doomed—or finally profitable again.
What a 300,000-Unit Litter Box Teaches Us About AI and Simplicity
A humorous look at PetPivot’s global expansion, its buzzword-heavy press release, and why simpler pet tech may be the future.
Radius Tech Debuts, Making the Case That ChatGPT Isn’t a Strategy Team
Radius Tech promises smarter, faster decisions for tech brands. We take a snarky look at the launch—and ask the question everyone’s thinking.
The Rise and Fall of Reality Labs: How Meta Spent Billions to Invent a Metaverse Nobody Wanted
Meta bet tens of billions on the metaverse through Reality Labs. This is the snarky deep dive into how it rose, stalled, and quietly pivoted to AI.