Consumer Tech
Garmin Built a Screenless Fitness Band to Track Your Life Quietly
Garmin’s CIRQA fitness band removes the screen, keeps the health tracking, and mostly fixes the wearable subscription problem.
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Consumer Tech
Garmin’s CIRQA fitness band removes the screen, keeps the health tracking, and mostly fixes the wearable subscription problem.
Fintech
Cordant raised $8 million for software that helps banks and fintechs trace payments across fragmented systems, adding visibility before AI automation.
AI
Microsoft is funding Mistral’s European AI expansion, making “sovereign AI” less a slogan and more a very expensive deployment option.
Samsung
Samsung Galaxy Unpacked lands July 22 with rumored Fold 8 and Ultra models, a Flip 8, Watch 9, and possible Galaxy Glasses tease.
Funding
Emergent raised $130 million to turn non-coders into software builders. The market is huge, the traction is real, and the debugging bill is coming.
AI
Alibaba unveiled a full-stack AI push at WAIC: Qwen 3.8, enterprise agents, open chip software, and earbuds. The future has departments.
Fintech
TIPS Clone went live July 20, bringing 24/7 instant-payment settlement to the Western Balkans and turning payment plumbing into policy for banks.
This Week in Snark
Fable 5 lost a fight with PowerPoint, Hyundai bought the rest of the robot dog, and dinner raised $650 million. The machines are doing great. The files, less so.
AI
Fable 5 failed a basic PowerPoint editing job, burned through my credits, and exposed the widening gap between dazzling AI demos and usable work.
Fintech
Strivve is extending card-on-file placement to AI shopping agents, turning “top of wallet” into a fight over which issuer gets picked by software.
Funding
NextGO Epi raised €2 million to commercialize gallium oxide wafers for high-voltage power electronics. The material is weird, expensive, and genuinely promising.
Review
Signal Ring puts cuffless blood-pressure tracking on your finger for $399. It is focused, clever, and still waiting to prove the medical promise.