AI
Sam Altman and Dario Amodei’s AI Music Videos Demand a Friendship Intervention
Sam Altman and Dario Amodei become an AI pop duo in APT. and Gotye memes. The internet has a modest request for the rival CEOs: please just be friends.
Satire
12 Benefits of a Stuffed Animal Advisory Board for Your AI Company
Daniela Amodei’s reported stuffed-animal advisory council inspires 12 very silly reasons to give a teddy bear authority over your meetings and snack budget.
AI
Anthropic Built a Biology Lab. The Petri Dish Gets a Veto.
Anthropic has a physical biology lab. Real experiments could sharpen its AI science ambitions, but a lab coat is not evidence of a cure.
AI
Dario Amodei Calls for an AI Speed Limit. Who Gets the Brake Pedal?
Dario Amodei’s AI slowdown proposal meets rogue agents, independent audits, China, and a stubborn question: who can actually make a frontier lab stop?
Boston Tech
Anthropic’s Boston Office Could Tackle Science, Software, and the Final Boss: Dunkin’
What could Anthropic work on in its Boston office? A snarky look at science, software, and AI safety—with plausible ideas clearly separated from confirmed plans.
AI
Jacob Coxon's AI Doom Warning Comes With a Truly Incredible Business Continuity Plan
Jacob Coxon’s Anthropic resignation raises serious AI safety questions. Sincere doom predictions still aren’t evidence—or permission to gamble for everyone.
Boston Tech
Anthropic Expands in Boston. Kendall Square Would Like to See the Methods Section.
Anthropic’s Cambridge expansion gives Boston’s innovation economy a timely opening. The payoff depends on research, local startups, and more than office space.
AI
Anthropic Launched Claude Fable 5.1. GPT-6 Astra Sank the Launch Party.
Claude Fable 5.1 meets GPT-6 Astra in an awkward launch-week showdown. Anthropic has real improvements, but its victory lap needs a search-and-rescue team.
Guides
The Definitive 2026 Guide to GPTs, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and Friends
A September 2026 field guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, Kimi, Qwen, Meta AI, Mistral, open weights, coding agents, and AI companions.
AI
Anthropic Wants to Buy Decart for $6 Billion. Compute Has Become the Product.
Anthropic is reportedly in talks to buy Decart for $6 billion, betting that AI’s next moat is faster, cheaper compute—not another chatbot.
AI
Anthropic Is Watermarking Claude Text. Your AI Slop Now Has a Passport.
Anthropic is watermarking Claude text and adding C2PA file provenance under EU AI rules. Useful transparency, unfinished detection, excellent bureaucracy.
AI
Claude Fable 5 Couldn’t Edit My PowerPoint. Five Prompts Ate My Credits.
Fable 5 failed a basic PowerPoint editing job, burned through my credits, and exposed the widening gap between dazzling AI demos and usable work.