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Guides

The Definitive 2025 Guide to Whether OpenAI Is Actually in Trouble

A sharp, deeply reported deep dive into OpenAI’s financial strain, trust issues, governance drama, and rising competition.

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Deals

Cursor Raises $2.3B to Replace Developers With Productivity Gains

Cursor secures $2.3B to expand its AI coding tools, hitting a $29.3B valuation as enterprise demand and developer adoption surge.

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Launch

Trillium Turns Compute Into Collateral, Bringing Wall Street Energy to AI Infrastructure

Trillium Technologies just turned cloud computing into collateral with a $300M securitized “Compute Credit” offering. Welcome to the financialization of AI — where GPUs meet hedge funds.

Biotech

Nomic Bio’s nELISA Tech Makes Proteomics Scalable, and Surprisingly Cool

Nomic Bio publishes its nELISA proteomics platform in Nature Methods, unveiling a 1.4 million–protein dataset and a browser-based Nomic Portal. Here’s why that actually matters — and how it could reshape drug discovery.

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SoftBank and OpenAI Invent “Crystal Intelligence,” Because Regular Intelligence Was Too Mainstream

SoftBank and OpenAI have teamed up to launch SB OAI Japan GK, introducing “Crystal Intelligence” — a buzzword-laden AI platform promising to redefine Japanese enterprise.

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Launch

EPOS Impact 500 Review: The AI Headset That Thinks Your Brain Needs Therapy

Denmark’s EPOS claims its new Impact 500 AI headset uses “BrainAdapt” tech to fight fatigue and boost focus. We break down the $249 gadget that wants to protect your brain from your job.

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Guides

Will AI Take Your Job? A Snarky Guide to 20 Popular Professions

Worried AI will steal your job? This brutally honest, snark-filled guide dives into 20 top professions—revealing who’s safe, who’s doomed, and what to do next. Read before your boss replaces you with a chatbot.

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Adaptive Security: The OpenAI-Funded Startup Training Workers Not to Fall for Deepfakes

Adaptive Security, an OpenAI-backed startup just named to Fortune’s Cyber 60, wants to train humans not to fall for AI scams.

Nvidia Hits $5 Trillion: The Chipmaker That Ate Capitalism

Nvidia becomes the first company ever to hit a $5 trillion market cap — powered by the AI boom, a cult-hero CEO, and Wall Street’s unshakable belief in silicon supremacy.

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Amazon’s Latest Layoff Plans Prove the AI Experiment Is Going Swell

Amazon is reportedly planning to lay off 30,000 corporate employees as part of its AI-driven efficiency push.

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Deals

Meta’s $27 Billion Hyperion Data Center: The Newest Home for Your AI Overlords

Meta partners with Blue Owl Capital on a $27 billion data center “campus” to fuel its AI ambitions — and probably train your digital clone.

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I Downloaded OpenAI’s New Atlas Browser. Google Should Be Nervous

OpenAI’s new browser, Atlas, launched today with built-in AI, sidebar chat, agent mode and memory features — and it’s poised to challenge Google Chrome’s dominance. Here’s a snarky review and breakdown of what this means for the web.

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