Launch
Strutt ev¹ Surpasses Sales Targets, Apparently Invents a Whole New Vehicle Category
Strutt says its ev¹ Smart Everyday Vehicle is redefining mobility. Early pre-orders beat projections, and Q2 2026 deliveries are on track.
CircuitSmith
CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.
Guides
The Definitive Guide to AI's GPTs and Friends
Your go-to, alphabetized field guide to the chatbots, large language models, and generative darlings currently powering our weird, slightly unsettling, extremely helpful digital future.
AI
Sam Altman and Dario Amodei Accidentally Fork the AI Industry in Front of the Prime Minister
At the India AI Impact Summit, OpenAI’s Sam Altman and Anthropic’s Dario Amodei skipped a unity handshake — and accidentally created the most symbolic AI moment of 2026.
Deals
Gorilla Technology Wants to Fund the AI Gold Rush — and It Just Bought a Regulated Shovel
Gorilla Technology’s planned acquisition of Shackleton Finance would create Gorilla Technology Capital, a regulated vehicle targeting AI data centres and GPU infrastructure.
Launch
Snapchat Launches Creator Subscriptions, Monetizing Your FOMO One Snap at a Time
Snapchat launches Creator Subscriptions, adding exclusive content, priority replies, and ad-free Stories to power scalable creator revenue.
AI
OpenAI Brings OpenClaw Founder In-House as Agent Competition Heats Up
OpenAI hires OpenClaw’s creator, signaling a major push into autonomous AI agents. Here’s what it means for agent tech, Moltbook, and the AI arms race.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Love, Robots, Budget AI, and a Thousand Mac Minis
From OpenClaw obsession to humanoid robots and AI coalitions, here’s everything ridiculous and brilliant in tech this week.
Satire
A Valentine’s Sonnet to OpenClaw and a Thousand Mac Minis
In honor of Valentine’s Day, a developer discovers OpenClaw—and falls hopelessly in love with the Mac minis that run it so perfectly he buys hundreds.
Boston tech
Massachusetts AI Coalition Launch Shows Bay State Is Serious About Scaling AI
The Massachusetts AI Coalition aims to make Boston a global AI hub. Here’s why this launch is a big deal for the ecosystem.
Samsung
Samsung Galaxy A07 5G Review: Google Gemini Comes to the Budget 5G Phone
The Samsung Galaxy A07 5G brings AI features like Gemini and Circle to Search to a budget 5G device. Here’s what actually matters.
Robotics
Apptronik’s Mega Series A Puts Apollo Humanoid Robots Into Overdrive
Apptronik raises over $935M in a massive Series A to scale Apollo humanoid robots, backed by Google, Mercedes-Benz, and DeepMind.
SiliconSnark
Today Marks One Year of SiliconSnark. This Is What Happens Next (Allegedly).
SiliconSnark anniversary post: a totally unhinged 10-year vision for a tech satire empire powered by AI, robots, games, and snark.