You Could Fix Your Sizing Chart, or You Could Build NaizGPT

Today in “Tech We Didn’t Ask For But Got Anyway,” MySize Inc. announced the launch of NaizGPT, a conversational AI assistant billed as “ChatGPT for Retail.” Because what every e-commerce team really needs… is a large language model to break the news that your blazers are being returned en masse because your product images lie.

NaizGPT promises to revolutionize the way retailers cry over return rates—by letting them ask existential questions like:

“Why is this jacket being returned?”
“Is it because we lie about fit?”
“Do our customers hate us?”

And best of all, it answers. With “contextual insights.” Which is corporate for: a polite robot will tell you that your customers think your medium fits like a tent in a hurricane.

Data-Driven, Dashboard-Free, and Deeply Delusional

According to MySize CEO Ronen Luzon, “teams are asking follow-up questions they never thought to ask before.”
Like:

• “Are all my blazers cursed?”
• “Can I blame logistics instead of product design?”
• “What if I simply stopped selling clothes?”

Forget spreadsheets. Forget dashboards. With NaizGPT, you just talk to your shame in plain English, and it gently whispers back:

“Your return rate is high because your sizing tool has the accuracy of a carnival mirror.”

Coming Soon to a Meltdown Near You

NaizGPT is currently in pilot phase, which means some poor souls are already beta-testing their emotional resilience. If all goes according to plan (i.e., if no one sues it for gaslighting), it will roll out commercially in Q4 2025 and eventually expand to marketing, inventory, and presumably HR, where it will console overworked retail staff with auto-generated affirmations like:

“You are not your SKU-level analytics.”

NaizGPT isn't just ChatGPT for retail. It's Clippy with trauma training.
It’s what happens when “data-driven” meets “emotionally devastated.”
And honestly? If it could also talk to customer service inboxes, we’d consider investing.