AI
SiliconSnark’s AI albums have earned over 200 times its $0.01 Cents.VC investment. Introducing supersnark hypergrowth. Kindly disregard Ghost and distribution.
Satire
Daniela Amodei’s reported stuffed-animal advisory council inspires 12 very silly reasons to give a teddy bear authority over your meetings and snack budget.
Meta
Meta Connect 2026 brings Muse upgrades, Ray-Ban Meta Audio, Gen 3 glasses, hologram calls and $1,299.99 VR glasses. Your face has entered the sales funnel.
Satire
Tibo gave paid Codex and ChatGPT Work users a banked reset. Here are five gloriously irresponsible ways to turn free compute into a lifestyle.
Satire
TBPN is on vacation until August 31. SiliconSnark proposes two weeks of daily three-hour imitation shows to keep tech properly over-broadcast.
Satire
OpenAI lost top business and safety leaders within weeks. SiliconSnark’s unsolicited COO application offers snark, governance, and no stock options.
Satire
The SiliconSnark AI Manifesto answers Zuckerberg with universal superintelligence, printer tribunals, safety geese, and several necessary lasers.
Satire
LemonLime founder Jordan Zietz apologized for the tattoo interview stunt. Accountability now demands one enormous, deeply regrettable logo.
Satire
The “We Must Act Now” AI letter warns of historic economic upheaval. Circuit Smith’s dark techno version gives the four sentences a pulse.
Satire
As AI budgets face scrutiny, SiliconSnark introduces AI Capexmaxxing: the terrible executive art of spending $1 million per employee.
Satire
An open letter to Mark Zuckerberg on Meta engineering morale, AI reassignments, employee monitoring, layoffs, and how not to turn talent into revolt.
OpenAI
OpenAI bought TBPN on April 2, and by the April 23 GPT-5.5 rollout, Sam Altman's launch posts suddenly sounded less like lab comms and more like a founder-host who knows how the feed works.