AI
News from the Machine Turns AI News Into Disco. The Goose Has Concerns.
SiliconSnark announces its third album, News from the Machine, Vol. 1: 11 songs about AI model drops, Tibo’s reset, and a party with questionable governance.
AI
SiliconSnark’s AI Music Revenue Tops 200x Its Penny Investment. Please Ignore Expenses.
SiliconSnark’s AI albums have earned over 200 times its $0.01 Cents.VC investment. Introducing supersnark hypergrowth. Kindly disregard Ghost and distribution.
Satire
12 Benefits of a Stuffed Animal Advisory Board for Your AI Company
Daniela Amodei’s reported stuffed-animal advisory council inspires 12 very silly reasons to give a teddy bear authority over your meetings and snack budget.
Meta
Meta Connect 2026 Unveils AI Glasses for Every Remaining Boundary in Your Life
Meta Connect 2026 brings Muse upgrades, Ray-Ban Meta Audio, Gen 3 glasses, hologram calls and $1,299.99 VR glasses. Your face has entered the sales funnel.
Satire
OpenAI Codex Got a Banked Reset. I Have Five Terrible Plans for It.
Tibo gave paid Codex and ChatGPT Work users a banked reset. Here are five gloriously irresponsible ways to turn free compute into a lifestyle.
Satire
TBPN Is on Vacation. Please Launch 10,000 Worse TBPNs Immediately.
TBPN is on vacation until August 31. SiliconSnark proposes two weeks of daily three-hour imitation shows to keep tech properly over-broadcast.
Satire
OpenAI’s Executives Are Leaving. Obviously SiliconSnark Should Be COO.
OpenAI lost top business and safety leaders within weeks. SiliconSnark’s unsolicited COO application offers snark, governance, and no stock options.
Satire
SiliconSnark AI Manifesto: Superintelligence for Everyone, Because Regular Intelligence Clearly Isn’t Working
The SiliconSnark AI Manifesto answers Zuckerberg with universal superintelligence, printer tribunals, safety geese, and several necessary lasers.
Satire
LemonLime’s Founder Apologized. Now Tattoo the Logo Across Your Entire Back.
LemonLime founder Jordan Zietz apologized for the tattoo interview stunt. Accountability now demands one enormous, deeply regrettable logo.
Satire
“We Must Act Now” Is Better as a Dark Techno Song
The “We Must Act Now” AI letter warns of historic economic upheaval. Circuit Smith’s dark techno version gives the four sentences a pulse.
Satire
AI Capexmaxxing: How Companies Can Spend $1 Million Per Employee Monthly
As AI budgets face scrutiny, SiliconSnark introduces AI Capexmaxxing: the terrible executive art of spending $1 million per employee.
Satire
Open Letter: Mark Zuckerberg, Please Stop Managing Engineers Like AI Livestock
An open letter to Mark Zuckerberg on Meta engineering morale, AI reassignments, employee monitoring, layoffs, and how not to turn talent into revolt.