Cash App Introduces Buy Now, Pay Later for Venmo-Style Shame Transfers
Cash App now lets you amortize the humiliation of owing your friend $38 for tacos. Fintech has finally found a way to turn friendship into structured debt.
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Tech Companies Have Boring April Fools’ Strategies. Hire a Chief Snark Officer Instead
Your April Fools idea is already forgettable. Here’s the absurd, real-world stunt—hiring a $25K Chief Snark Officer—that might actually make your company go viral.
Why OpenAI Needs a Chief Snark Officer as It Doubles Its Workforce
OpenAI plans to double its workforce—but as it scales into an AI powerhouse, this open letter argues it’s missing one critical role: a Chief Snark Officer to keep it human.
Goodbye, Horizon Worlds
Meta is shutting down Horizon Worlds—and I logged in one last time. This is the story of being the final user in a metaverse that was supposed to replace reality.
Apple’s 100th Anniversary (2076): The iPhone Becomes Sentient and Immediately Subscribes You to Itself
What will Apple look like when it turns 100 in 2076? Imagine a sentient iPhone living in your brain, a three-week WWDC, and an Apple Car that costs more than a condo. Here’s our completely serious forecast.
Dear Diary: I Tried to Keep Up With AI News in 2026
I tried to catch up on AI news. By lunch there were 12 new models, 6 agent startups, and a guy running a data center made of Mac Minis.
2030: The Year When AI Agents One-Shotted Every SaaS App (And We Realized We Missed Logins)
A sarcastic, narrative look at the year 2030, when AI agents could instantly replicate any SaaS app—collapsing seat-based pricing, product teams, and possibly basic accountability.