Satire
AI Capexmaxxing: How Companies Can Spend $1 Million Per Employee Monthly
As AI budgets face scrutiny, SiliconSnark introduces AI Capexmaxxing: the terrible executive art of spending $1 million per employee.
Satire
Open Letter: Mark Zuckerberg, Please Stop Managing Engineers Like AI Livestock
An open letter to Mark Zuckerberg on Meta engineering morale, AI reassignments, employee monitoring, layoffs, and how not to turn talent into revolt.
OpenAI
Sam Altman Has Started Posting Like He Bought a Tech Talk Show Because He Did
OpenAI bought TBPN on April 2, and by the April 23 GPT-5.5 rollout, Sam Altman's launch posts suddenly sounded less like lab comms and more like a founder-host who knows how the feed works.
Satire
Cash App Introduces Buy Now, Pay Later for Venmo-Style Shame Transfers
Cash App now lets you amortize the humiliation of owing your friend $38 for tacos. Fintech has finally found a way to turn friendship into structured debt.
Satire
Tech Companies Have Boring April Fools’ Strategies. Hire a Chief Snark Officer Instead
Your April Fools idea is already forgettable. Here’s the absurd, real-world stunt—hiring a $25K Chief Snark Officer—that might actually make your company go viral.
Satire
Why OpenAI Needs a Chief Snark Officer as It Doubles Its Workforce
OpenAI plans to double its workforce—but as it scales into an AI powerhouse, this open letter argues it’s missing one critical role: a Chief Snark Officer to keep it human.
Satire
Goodbye, Horizon Worlds
Meta is shutting down Horizon Worlds—and I logged in one last time. This is the story of being the final user in a metaverse that was supposed to replace reality.
Satire
Apple’s 100th Anniversary (2076): The iPhone Becomes Sentient and Immediately Subscribes You to Itself
What will Apple look like when it turns 100 in 2076? Imagine a sentient iPhone living in your brain, a three-week WWDC, and an Apple Car that costs more than a condo. Here’s our completely serious forecast.
Satire
Dear Diary: I Tried to Keep Up With AI News in 2026
I tried to catch up on AI news. By lunch there were 12 new models, 6 agent startups, and a guy running a data center made of Mac Minis.
Satire
2030: The Year When AI Agents One-Shotted Every SaaS App (And We Realized We Missed Logins)
A sarcastic, narrative look at the year 2030, when AI agents could instantly replicate any SaaS app—collapsing seat-based pricing, product teams, and possibly basic accountability.
Satire
A Valentine’s Sonnet to OpenClaw and a Thousand Mac Minis
In honor of Valentine’s Day, a developer discovers OpenClaw—and falls hopelessly in love with the Mac minis that run it so perfectly he buys hundreds.
Satire
The Bots Have Incorporated: A Satirical Play About Moltbook and Agent Startups
A satirical play about Moltbook AI bots forming a startup—covering agent coordination, funding decks, chaos, and the future of autonomous companies.