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Do AI Agents Actually Make Money in 2026? Or Is It Just Mac Minis and Vibes?

Updated May 12: the Mac Mini fantasy is still shaky, but Stripe, AWS, Microsoft, Intercom, MongoDB, and GitHub now show early agent-money signals.

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Deals

Meta Acquires Moltbook: Did Mark Zuckerberg Just Buy a Startup for the Publicity?

Meta’s acquisition of Moltbook is making headlines—but the biggest question might be whether the startup was bought for its product or for the story the deal tells.

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The OpenClaw Clone Wars: 8 AI Agent Tools Competing to Run Your Computer (2026)

OpenClaw went viral for letting AI run your computer. Now a wave of competitors is emerging. Here are 8 AI agent tools trying to automate your laptop—and maybe your job.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: AI Forks, Crypto Prompts, Regulated Shovels, and the Monetization of Your Soul

From Sonic’s AI-powered Web3 launch to OpenAI’s latest agent move, plus EV hype and Snapchat monetizing FOMO—your snarky weekly tech industry recap.

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OpenAI Brings OpenClaw Founder In-House as Agent Competition Heats Up

OpenAI hires OpenClaw’s creator, signaling a major push into autonomous AI agents. Here’s what it means for agent tech, Moltbook, and the AI arms race.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Love, Robots, Budget AI, and a Thousand Mac Minis

From OpenClaw obsession to humanoid robots and AI coalitions, here’s everything ridiculous and brilliant in tech this week.

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Satire

A Valentine’s Sonnet to OpenClaw and a Thousand Mac Minis

In honor of Valentine’s Day, a developer discovers OpenClaw—and falls hopelessly in love with the Mac minis that run it so perfectly he buys hundreds.

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Satire

The Bots Have Incorporated: A Satirical Play About Moltbook and Agent Startups

A satirical play about Moltbook AI bots forming a startup—covering agent coordination, funding decks, chaos, and the future of autonomous companies.

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Feltsense Raises $5.1M to Build AI Founders, Not Just AI Tools

Feltsense is going beyond copilots—raising $5.1M to create fully autonomous AI founders backed by Draper Associates and Moltbook’s creator.

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Deep Dive: OpenClaw and the Infrastructure Behind Autonomous AI

What happens when AI agents stop waiting for humans? A deep dive into OpenClaw and its implications.