Launch
Review: Google's New Dictation App Is Suspiciously Good. Slightly Offensive to Keyboards
Google quietly released a free offline dictation app for iPhone that cleans up your ums. It's smart, a little eerie, and annoyingly easy to like.
Gaming
Xbox Game Pass Added Hades II — Microsoft Built a Buffet With Four Door Fees
Xbox's new Game Pass wave is full of real attractions and deeply Microsoft tier logic. Annoyingly enough, the buffet is good.
SiliconSnark
You Got Snarked: The First and Only App for Tech Snark
Check Out You Got Snarked: The Internet's Snarkiest Messaging App. Snark your friends today!
AI
Claude Can Now Use Your Computer—5 Chaotic Things to Try Before It Replaces You
Claude can now control your computer. We tried it—and immediately made it do 5 chaotic things you’ll definitely copy.
Satire
Tech Companies Have Boring April Fools’ Strategies. Hire a Chief Snark Officer Instead
Your April Fools idea is already forgettable. Here’s the absurd, real-world stunt—hiring a $25K Chief Snark Officer—that might actually make your company go viral.
Launch
Microsoft Copilot Health: AI Will Now Calmly Explain Why Your Wearable Says You’re Dying
Microsoft just launched Copilot Health, an AI designed to analyze your wearables, lab tests, and medical records. The goal: explain your health. The internet’s reaction: cautiously curious.
Launch
Perplexity Computer Explained: The 2026 AI Launch That Got Drowned Out
Perplexity Computer may have launched in the shadow of OpenAI and Anthropic, but its shift from “AI that answers” to “AI that acts” could be far more important than another model update.
Launch
Nothing Phone (4a) Announcement Is the Most Minimalist Smartphone Tease Ever
No specs. No features. Just “Built different.” The Nothing Phone (4a) press release might be the ultimate anti-hype smartphone launch strategy.
Launch
Strutt ev¹ Surpasses Sales Targets, Apparently Invents a Whole New Vehicle Category
Strutt says its ev¹ Smart Everyday Vehicle is redefining mobility. Early pre-orders beat projections, and Q2 2026 deliveries are on track.
Launch
Snapchat Launches Creator Subscriptions, Monetizing Your FOMO One Snap at a Time
Snapchat launches Creator Subscriptions, adding exclusive content, priority replies, and ad-free Stories to power scalable creator revenue.
Boston Tech
Massachusetts AI Coalition Launch Shows Bay State Is Serious About Scaling AI
The Massachusetts AI Coalition aims to make Boston a global AI hub. Here’s why this launch is a big deal for the ecosystem.
Samsung
Samsung Galaxy A07 5G Review: Google Gemini Comes to the Budget 5G Phone
The Samsung Galaxy A07 5G brings AI features like Gemini and Circle to Search to a budget 5G device. Here’s what actually matters.