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AI

Meet-Ting Is the AI Agent People Are Trusting With Their Time

UK startup Meet-Ting lets an autonomous AI agent handle your calendar. It’s funny, fascinating, and a sign people are ready to delegate time itself.

SiliconSnark robot watches engineers add DevOps and cloud dashboards to a glowing quantum computer labeled “enterprise-grade.”

Deals

IonQ Acquires Seed Innovations to Make Quantum Computing Act Like Software

IonQ says its Seed Innovations acquisition will help optimize quantum performance at scale. SiliconSnark translates what that actually means.

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Launch

Edge Computing Goes to Orbit as Sidus and Maris-Tech Prepare LizzieSat-4 for Launch

Sidus Space and Maris-Tech announce a LizzieSat-4 integration milestone. We unpack what this actually means, why it matters, and why boring progress is good news in space.

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Guides

Deep Dive: GTC 2026’s Leaks, Rumors, and the Future According to NVIDIA

This definitive deep dive unpacks every rumor, roadmap, and leather-jacketed prophecy for NIVIDIA GTC 2026.

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Deals

Capital One Acquires Brex: Founder Mode, Meet McLean, Virginia

Capital One is buying Brex for $5.15B, merging AI-native fintech ambition with big-bank scale—and proving fintech’s future lives inside banks.

SiliconSnark robot depicted as an AI philosopher in a toga, lecturing on ethics, safety, and hard constraints in a playful ancient academy scene.

AI

Claude’s Constitution, Explained Like You’re a Human (Not an AI Philosopher)

Claude now has a “constitution.” It’s thoughtful, ambitious, and extremely long. We rewrote it in plain English—with jokes, analogies, and snark.

SiliconSnark robot observes a “human-centric AI” office quietly hiding a $480M seed round behind minimalist startup branding.

AI

Humans&, Human-Centric AI, and the Art of Not Mentioning a $480M Seed Round

A human-centric AI startup raises $480M at a $4.48B valuation—then launches without saying so. Welcome to the mega-seed era.

SiliconSnark robot plays ringmaster in a chaotic tech circus of AI hype, Roblox age gates, luxury smart litter boxes, and discarded metaverse dreams.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress

This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.

SiliconSnark robot editor runs a modern newsroom as journalists watch AI reshape the future of publishing.

AI

AI Just Moved Into the Newsroom: Is This the End of Journalism or Its Only Hope?

News Corp is rolling out AI in its newsroom. Journalism might be doomed—or finally profitable again.

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AI

What a 300,000-Unit Litter Box Teaches Us About AI and Simplicity

A humorous look at PetPivot’s global expansion, its buzzword-heavy press release, and why simpler pet tech may be the future.

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Launch

Radius Tech Debuts, Making the Case That ChatGPT Isn’t a Strategy Team

Radius Tech promises smarter, faster decisions for tech brands. We take a snarky look at the launch—and ask the question everyone’s thinking.

Satirical split image showing Meta’s abandoned VR metaverse colliding with its AI pivot, as the SiliconSnark robot smirks from the wreckage wearing smart glasses.

Guides

The Rise and Fall of Reality Labs: How Meta Spent Billions to Invent a Metaverse Nobody Wanted

Meta bet tens of billions on the metaverse through Reality Labs. This is the snarky deep dive into how it rose, stalled, and quietly pivoted to AI.