AI
Adaptive Security: The OpenAI-Funded Startup Training Workers Not to Fall for Deepfakes
Adaptive Security, an OpenAI-backed startup just named to Fortune’s Cyber 60, wants to train humans not to fall for AI scams.
AI
Nvidia Hits $5 Trillion: The Chipmaker That Ate Capitalism
Nvidia becomes the first company ever to hit a $5 trillion market cap — powered by the AI boom, a cult-hero CEO, and Wall Street’s unshakable belief in silicon supremacy.
AI
Amazon’s Latest Layoff Plans Prove the AI Experiment Is Going Swell
Amazon is reportedly planning to lay off 30,000 corporate employees as part of its AI-driven efficiency push.
Deals
Meta’s $27 Billion Hyperion Data Center: The Newest Home for Your AI Overlords
Meta partners with Blue Owl Capital on a $27 billion data center “campus” to fuel its AI ambitions — and probably train your digital clone.
AI
I Downloaded OpenAI’s New Atlas Browser. Google Should Be Nervous
OpenAI’s new browser, Atlas, launched today with built-in AI, sidebar chat, agent mode and memory features — and it’s poised to challenge Google Chrome’s dominance. Here’s a snarky review and breakdown of what this means for the web.
AI
AWS Outage 2025: When Amazon’s Cloud Sneezed and the Internet Caught a Cold
Amazon Web Services suffered a major outage on October 20 2025, disrupting apps like Fortnite, Snapchat, and UK banking systems. Here’s how one cloud hiccup broke the internet — and what it says about our over-reliance on AWS.
AI
Anthropic’s AI Economic Impact Scenarios: A PowerPoint for the End of Work
Anthropic’s new policy paper imagines how to patch the economy after AI eats it alive—from compute taxes to sovereign wealth funds. Here’s the snarky breakdown.
AI
Salesforce’s New Vision: Turning “Ohana” Into “ICE-hana”
Salesforce’s Marc Benioff has gone from progressive icon to Trump ally, pitching AI tools to ICE to help triple its workforce. Here’s how “Ohana culture” turned into “ICE-as-a-Service.”
AI
Sam Altman Promises a “Fun” ChatGPT—With Emojis and Erotica
Sam Altman says ChatGPT’s getting its personality back—and adding erotica for adults. The AI glow-up nobody asked for.
Launch
Sharp Unveils 18 New Printers, Proving Humanity Still Isn’t Ready to Let Go of Paper
Sharp just launched 18 new “AI-powered” printers for the modern workplace. But in 2025, with screens everywhere, one question remains: why are we still printing anything?
Launch
Cineverse Launches Matchpoint 3.0: Because What the Streaming Industry Really Needed Was Another Platform Claiming to Fix Itself
Cineverse launches Matchpoint 3.0, the “AI-powered media supply chain” platform nobody asked for. Here’s a snark-filled breakdown of its jargon, viability, and corporate optimism.
Guides
Generative AI Image Generation 2020–2025: A Snarky Retrospective
From DALL·E to Sora 2: how AI image generation evolved, who’s winning, and what it means for creators, memes, and lawsuits—snark included.