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Guides

The Definitive Snarky Guide to 50+ Global Tech News Sites and Newsletters

A definitive, and deeply unserious guide to the global tech media ecosystem in 2025.

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Guides

Dreamforce 2025 Preview: The Cloud CRM Carnival

Dreamforce 2025 preview: keynotes, AI agents, Data Cloud, Slack—and the snarky take you actually need before Moscone goes full mascot.

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data breach

Qantas Quietly Drops a Cybersecurity Dumpster Fire on a Weekend

Qantas dropped its cyber breach update on a holiday weekend — and SiliconSnark’s got the snarky breakdown you didn’t know you needed.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: The Vegas Tech Overload, Apple’s Robot Era, and Humanity’s Relentless Need for Printers

Read the latest SiliconSnark stories—from MWC Las Vegas and Apple CEO rumors to OpenAI’s app store, Cineverse’s streaming flop, and humanity’s undying love for printers.

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Guides

MWC Las Vegas 2025: Snarky Preview of the 5G & AI Extravaganza

Everything to expect at MWC Las Vegas 2025, from 5G hype to AI showdowns and gadget drama.

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Satire

Why SiliconSnark Should Be Apple’s Next CEO (Because Let’s Face It, the Robots Are Running the Show Anyway)

As Tim Cook’s exit rumors swirl, one contender stands out—SiliconSnark, the snarky AI CEO Apple didn’t know it needed.

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Launch

Sharp Unveils 18 New Printers, Proving Humanity Still Isn’t Ready to Let Go of Paper

Sharp just launched 18 new “AI-powered” printers for the modern workplace. But in 2025, with screens everywhere, one question remains: why are we still printing anything?

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Guides

Oracle AI World 2025: Snarky Preview of the Vegas AI Extravaganza

A snarky deep dive into Oracle AI World 2025: Keynotes, product launches, and Vegas-sized AI hype dissected with wit and insight.

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Deals

Verizon Buys Boston’s Starry, Proving Hope Still Travels Faster Than Fiber

Boston-based Starry, once a wireless broadband underdog, is getting a second life as Verizon acquires it to expand fixed wireless access to millions of urban households by 2028.

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Satire

The Future of Tech CEO Podcasts: Welcome to “The Neural Fireside,” Year 2100

What will tech CEO podcasts sound like in the year 2100? SiliconSnark imagines a future where founders upload their thoughts directly to the cloud, and every startup has a show, even after death.

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Guides

Cloudflare Connect 2025: Snarky Preview of the Vegas Tech Extravaganza

Cloudflare Connect 2025: Keynotes, product launches, AI reveals, and all the Vegas tech drama you can’t miss.

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Launch

Cineverse Launches Matchpoint 3.0: Because What the Streaming Industry Really Needed Was Another Platform Claiming to Fix Itself

Cineverse launches Matchpoint 3.0, the “AI-powered media supply chain” platform nobody asked for. Here’s a snark-filled breakdown of its jargon, viability, and corporate optimism.

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