Guides
AI in 2025: The Ultimate Snarky Guide to What It Can (and Can’t) Do
A snarky deep-dive guide to everything AI can (and can’t) do in 2025 — from images and video to chatbots, voice assistants, productivity hacks, coding, and autonomous agents.
Latest
Satire
After Intel, Here Are 10 Failing Tech Companies the U.S. Government Should Bail Out Next
After bailing out Intel with $8.9 billion, here are 10 failing tech companies the U.S. government should invest in next—from WeWork to BlackBerry to Quibi.
Deals
Taxpayers Now Own a Piece of Intel—Enjoy Your Discounted Shares of Mediocrity
Intel and Trump strike an $8.9 billion deal giving taxpayers a nearly 10% stake in Intel—critics call it a bailout disguised as semiconductor leadership.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Meme Coins, Patriot Chips, $1,199 Beta Tests, AI PDFs, Billion-Dollar Cables, and the Summer of Silk
“This Week in Snark: Kanye’s meme coin flop, DeepSeek’s chip hype, Google Pixel 10, Adobe Acrobat Studio, Amphenol’s $1B cables, and Kraig Biocraft’s worm army.”
Crypto
Kanye West’s Meme Coin Disaster: The YZY Token Pump, Dump, and Fan Exploitation
Kanye West crypto hypocrisy: said coins prey on fans, then launched one anyway.
AI
DeepSeek’s V3.1 Proves You Don’t Need NVIDIA When You Have Buzzwords and Patriotism
DeepSeek’s V3.1 AI model is optimized for Chinese chips, adds a “deep thinking” mode, and positions itself as Beijing’s answer to U.S. tech restrictions.
Launch
Pixel 10 Release: The $1,199 Way to Prove You’re Still Google’s Favorite Beta Tester
Snarky Pixel 10 review skewering Google’s latest AI-packed smartphone, from gimmicky Magic Cue to Camera Coach that critiques your selfies.
Launch
Adobe Acrobat Studio: Because Your PDFs Were Just Too Boring Without AI Agents
Adobe launches Acrobat Studio, an AI-powered platform that turns PDFs into interactive knowledge hubs with customizable AI assistants, PDF Spaces, and Adobe Express content creation tools.
Deals
Inside Amphenol’s $1B Trexon Deal: High-Reliability Cables and Low-Reliability Promises
Amphenol buys Trexon for $1B cash, proves cables are hotter than AI while setting a record for the world’s longest forward-looking statement.
Kraig Biocraft Laboratories
Kraig Biocraft’s Summer of Silk: The Government-Backed Worm Army
Kraig Biocraft’s government-backed recombinant spider silk project scales up with new strains, record production, and a full Southeast Asia facility launch.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: From AI Spending Sprees to Sprinklers That Outrank You
From billion-dollar AI spending sprees to Nvidia’s seven-announcement chaos, this week in tech was pure absurdity — and we snarked it all so you don’t have to.
AI
Guide: The 20 Biggest AI Spenders of 2025 — From Data Overlords to Dubious Visionaries
A darkly witty rundown of the 20 companies burning the most cash on AI in 2025, from cloud giants to corporate chaos merchants.