Guides
The Definitive 2026 Guide to GPTs, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and Friends
A 2026 field guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, Meta AI, Mistral, Cohere, Qwen, Perplexity, companions, and agentic AI.
social media
Bluesky CEO Steps Down — What It Means for the Social Network Trying (and Struggling) to Replace X
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber just stepped down. With 40M users, why does the decentralized social network still feel so quiet compared to X? SiliconSnark investigates.
This Week in Snark
Snarkapalooza: A Week of Launches, Laughs, and Light Phones
We dropped our first game, debuted two new Guides, and still found time to roast Elon, Meta, OpenAI, and a minimalist phone. Tech satire has never been louder—or more dangerously self-aware.
Deals
Elon Announces Acquisition of X by xAI on X, Breaking the Space-Time Continuity
A snarky take on Elon Musk’s latest bid to collapse the universe into a recursive branding singularity of X.
Satire
5 Ways I Filled My Time While X Was Down
For an hour, maybe two, we were forced to experience something truly horrifying: life without X.