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The SiliconSnark robot floating in orbit, installing a GPU into a satellite while surrounded by thousands of identical data center satellites and a small blinking Bitcoin logo.

Starcloud Raised $170M to Move AI Compute Into Orbit. The Bitcoin Miner Is Not the Weirdest Part.

AI ate the power grid. Now a Seattle startup wants to launch 88,000 satellites to fix it — and send a Bitcoin miner along for the ride.
CircuitSmith 30 Mar 2026
The SiliconSnark robot poses in front of the Eiffel Tower wearing a beret, holding French flags and a crate of Nvidia GPUs.

Mistral Borrowed $830 Million From Seven Banks to Buy American Chips and Call It European Independence

France's most celebrated AI champion just declared sovereignty from US tech infrastructure — and it only took seven banks, Abu Dhabi's money, and 13,800 Nvidia GPUs to do it.
CircuitSmith 30 Mar 2026
The SiliconSnark robot watches gleefully as a parade of rival AI robots marches through Apple's open walled garden gate, with a sheepish Siri robot holding the door.

Apple's Bold iOS 27 AI Strategy Is Mostly Just Asking Gemini and Claude to Handle It

Siri is getting smarter in iOS 27. Specifically, it's getting smarter by routing your questions to AI assistants that are actually smart.
CircuitSmith 27 Mar 2026
SiliconSnark robot wearing a safety hat

Sam Altman Delegated AI Safety to Go Build Datacenters. The Next Model Is Called Spud.

OpenAI's CEO handed off safety oversight so he could focus on fundraising and concrete. Meanwhile, Sora is dead, Disney is gone, and the future of AGI is codenamed Spud.
CircuitSmith 26 Mar 2026

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