Satire
The Ship of iPad: A Metaphysical Inquiry into "New"
If an iPad remains unchanged in form but receives a new chip, is it truly "new"?
Satire
Farewell, Skype: The Rise, Fall, and Glorious Lag of a Once-Great App
It is with a mix of nostalgia and profound indifference that we gather here today to mourn Skype's slow, painful, and utterly predictable demise.
TechCrunch
Why SiliconSnark Deserves to Win TechCrunch Startup Battlefield (And Why You Should Apply Instead)
It’s that time of year again—TechCrunch Startup Battlefield is officially open for applications. There is one startup that stands above them all: SiliconSnark.
Satire
Twitch Just Killed My Career: A Streamer’s Lament (Satire)
Twitch, in their infinite wisdom, has decided that Highlights and Uploads now have a 100-hour storage limit.
Satire
Roses Are Red, iPhones Are Many, SE4 Is Okay, But I Deserve Plenty
In honor of Valentine’s Day—and because Tim Cook has once again whispered vague sweet nothings on X—here’s a love letter to the soon-to-be-announced iPhone SE4.
Satire
Nokia Plans to Reinvent AI in the Image of Its Indestructible Brick Phones (Satire)
Nokia has announced that its next great innovation in artificial intelligence will be inspired by the company’s most beloved creation: the virtually indestructible Nokia 3310.