Satire
After bailing out Intel with $8.9 billion, here are 10 failing tech companies the U.S. government should invest in next—from WeWork to BlackBerry to Quibi.
Satire
A satirical $SNARK coin price prediction mocking bogus crypto forecasts with absurd 1-month to 10-year “analyses” based entirely on nonsense.
Satire
After The Late Show cancellation, SiliconSnark makes a hilariously desperate open offer to Stephen Colbert—complete with meme coins, a robot, and zero health insurance.
Satire
Zuck forgot the most important AI asset: CircuitSmith’s bad attitude.
Satire
SiliconSnark launches AiOh to parody and provoke io and iyO in the ongoing startup trademark circus.
Satire
Sam and Jony made a baby—of the AI hardware variety—and announced it with a video so serious it looped back to comedy.
AI
In honor of Deezer’s bold revelation that 18% of all new music uploaded is fully AI-generated, we here at SiliconSnark thought: why not fight fire with fire.
Satire
Data breaches come and go. But your rental history? That shame is forever.
Satire
Here’s your exclusive early look at what holiday tech shopping will cost this year, assuming you’re not smuggling goods inside taxidermied alpacas.
Satire
What would it be like if this brand-new OpenAI Image Generator had a personality, a flair for drama, and a wild sense of humor?
NVIDIA GTC
Here’s a sneak peek at what we expect GTC 2026 to look like, based on the undeniable trajectory of NVIDIA’s latest innovations.
Satire
On the eve of the NVIDIA GTC keynote, as the tech world holds its breath for Jensen Huang’s next big reveal, the air crackles with anticipation. Here’s a poem to capture the excitement.