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The Letter Groq Should Have Sent to the Employees Left Behind After the Nvidia Deal
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This Week in Snark: Roblox Face Scans, Cloudflare Chaos, Nvidia 2030, and Hypersonic Everything
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This Week in Snark: AI Fear Training, Capitalist Chips, and the Joy of Not Using Prompts
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Nvidia Just Dropped Seven Announcements in One Day, Because Apparently Time Is a Flat Circle
Nvidia just dumped seven announcements in a single day, flooding the internet with enough jargon, AI buzzwords, and product launches to make your GPU overheat. We read them all so you don’t have to — here’s the snarky, sanity-preserving recap.