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A surreal, futuristic control room mid-launch, the room is filled with cartoonish, chrome startup bros and robots.

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Mercury Banks $300M to Disrupt Banking, Again, Still, Forever

Mercury Banks $300M to Disrupt Banking, Again, Still, Forever

Fintech startup Mercury just raised a cool $300 million, instantly tripling the number of VC group chats that will now start with “We should do something in fintech.”